Brody Dafoe

A lot of my tweets are heavy on the sarcasm. Seriously though.

[Brody Dafoe @brodafoe]

@BizNasty2point0 after hearing JVR do the Kessel imitation, you guys have got to get Kessel on the pod. He's always been fuckin hilarious with media interaction, even if not on purpose. Keep up the good work, man. 🇨🇦👊

[Brody Dafoe @brodafoe]

@ottawacity get your salt trucks moving!!! This is nasty.

[Brody Dafoe @brodafoe]

@DierksBentley @countryknights This was amazing in Ottawa. Thanks again for a kick ass show!!!

[Brody Dafoe @brodafoe]

@beausallnatural a wood burning in honor of Beau's. Thanks for a kick ass brew. #beer #woodburning #wood

[Brody Dafoe @brodafoe]

@CFRAOttawa @mattfharris there's one, and only one reason, to name your kid "Abcde", and that is if your last name is, "Fghij". #Abcde #goodluckkid

[Brody Dafoe @brodafoe]

@CFRAOttawa @mattfharris I'm with you. If you name your kid, "Abcde", you have failed as a parent, right out of the gate. You have picked a fight, for your kid, with the general public, for life. #gobacktoparentschool #SouthwestAirlines

[Brody Dafoe @brodafoe]

@canadapostcorp, @cupw, you guys have a lot of nerve, as a group who is borderline obsolete, to be jerking around the people who pay your salaries. Get back to work and enjoy your cushy public sector jobs, while they still exist. #canadapost #ottnews #dudewhereismyparcel

[Brody Dafoe @brodafoe]

@billcarrolltalk Also, South Mountain is just south of the very small village of Mountain. We don't like to complicate things with crazy town names.

[Brody Dafoe @brodafoe]

@billcarrolltalk I knowo South Mountain well. It's five minutes south of Highway 43 between Winchester and Kemptville. Don't be fooled. Very flat.

[Brody Dafoe @brodafoe]

I write the date at least 6 times a day. Guaranteed 1/6, I will write '16. By 2018, I will get this right. #getwiththetimes #ICanDoIt

[Brody Dafoe @brodafoe]

@billcarrolltalk My Bell satellite CBC feed was horrible for HNIC too. Damn near put my sunglasses on. #fixbeforetheplayoffs #toobrightman

[Brody Dafoe @brodafoe]

@billcarrolltalk would you guys please do an on air "uhhh" "ummm" count on any given 1 min segment of PM Truhhdumm speaking?
#hardontheears

[LifeAdviceLamp @life_lamp]

Parenting tip: Place a lot of fake presents under the tree with your kid's name on it. Whenever they misbehave, throw a present in the fire.

[Brody Dafoe @brodafoe]

Doing hay today, you tore the arse out of your favorite pair of jeans. It's no longer a great day for hay . @Listy_Problems #letterkenny

[Brody Dafoe @brodafoe]

@joeylogano, I'm at Pocono for the 31st. When you win there, will you please do you absolute best to doughny a "22" in the grass? Thanks.

[Brody Dafoe @brodafoe]

I'm dreading the day I have to grunt to start a piss. #oldpeopleproblems #funny not funny, #publicwashroomnoises #

[Brody Dafoe @brodafoe]

Make sure you grab a cement truck for the road. Long trip to Carling ave. #cementtruckdiet #carlingavewashboard
@Rideausinkhole

[Brody Dafoe @brodafoe]

The way i see it @Rideausinkhole, it takes months to fill a pothole around here.... You have loads of time.

[Brody Dafoe @brodafoe]

You know, @Rideausinkhole, I hate to say it but some day, in the next..say... decade, you will be just another level-ish road in Ottawa.

[Mercedes Stephenson @MercedesGlobal]

Well that didn't take long - Rideau Sinkhole twitter account https://t.co/XArLOPfM0Z