Blarfolemew Slutonomous

I like beer. Beer is good. Much hoppiness.

Videogames are about the closest I get to organized religion these days.

Let's go do some karaoke!

GOLF!

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Blarfolemew Slutonomous @brodenheimyeest]

@PaulTassi @RickKackis I keep wondering how much of that revenue miss is due to unrealistic revenue targets. What was the year over year difference? Should it have been increased as much as it was (if it was).

[Blarfolemew Slutonomous @brodenheimyeest]

@PaulTassi I bet you they let AI decide. Bad idea. 😂

[Blarfolemew Slutonomous @brodenheimyeest]

@A_dmg04 This is not what I meant...

[Blarfolemew Slutonomous @brodenheimyeest]

@A_dmg04 I better see at least one picture/video of you and the cats mid-party or post-party wasted 😂😻😂

[Blarfolemew Slutonomous @brodenheimyeest]

Was really sad to discover that "Baconator" was not in my phone's dictionary be default.

#baconator #wendys #Nomnom #disappointment

[Blarfolemew Slutonomous @brodenheimyeest]

@DestinLegarie @PaulTassi Somebody give this guy a job. Coming in with the hot takes!

[Blarfolemew Slutonomous @brodenheimyeest]

Just saw a middle aged woman with a very particular haircut. You know the one: makes you want to ask if their power level is over 9,000 yet.
#saiyan
#supersaiyan
#DBZ #justsaiyan

[Blarfolemew Slutonomous @brodenheimyeest]

I'm just gonna come out and say it...I wish I felt as good at church as I felt at Drag Brunch.

#EnzoBenzo
#townhallcollective
#MissFittsEntertainment
#DenverPride
#denver
#drag
#burlesque

[Blarfolemew Slutonomous @brodenheimyeest]

@PaulTassi Wow, I read like 2 of that guys other tweets and now I feel dumber.

[Blarfolemew Slutonomous @brodenheimyeest]

@pparsons "...as I trust, of out mutual cares, labors, and dangers."

-George Washington

[Blarfolemew Slutonomous @brodenheimyeest]

@pparsons "I anticipate with pleasing expectation that retreat, in which I promised myself to realize the sweet enjoyment of partaking, in the midst of my fellow citizens. The benign influence of good laws under a free government, the ever-favorite object of my heart, and a happy reward...

[Blarfolemew Slutonomous @brodenheimyeest]

@A_dmg04 @PPlexxed @JSkeleton92 As a parent of youth drag performers, please educate yourselves before you back the wrong team. Maybe next time y'all.

[Blarfolemew Slutonomous @brodenheimyeest]

@A_dmg04 @PPlexxed @JSkeleton92 first of all, do a little research prior to asserting your opinion (translation: check yourself before you wreck yourself). The fool made a statement, clearly implying that LGBTQ people are somehow harming children. A claim made with zero evidence.

[Blarfolemew Slutonomous @brodenheimyeest]

@SarahDaniels This is in CALIFORNIA! I thought California was supposed to be some liberal utopia! I honestly cannot believe that things like this haven't erupted into violence here in Idaho where LGBTQ people are practically being driven into hiding. This culture needs to change.

[Blarfolemew Slutonomous @brodenheimyeest]

@A_dmg04 I just flew over it today too! No window seat though.

[Blarfolemew Slutonomous @brodenheimyeest]

@PaulTassi It's called "nostalgia," I think?

[Blarfolemew Slutonomous @brodenheimyeest]

A big shout out to our Treasure Valley municipalities and local governments for always selling off access to our public waterways!

[Blarfolemew Slutonomous @brodenheimyeest]

@DirtyEffinHippy @Cozmo23 is going to be the reason @Bungie starts a Friday Safety Briefing like we do in the military. Also, hopefully OSHA doesn't do Twitter 😂

[Blarfolemew Slutonomous @brodenheimyeest]

Always nice to see yet ANOTHER privileged, rich white kid achieving their dreams with their parents money. Oh, excuse me, generous investors.
#whiteprivilege
#thanksmomndad
#AmericanDream