brodie parachoniak

Be yourself.

- Marilyn Munroe

[brodie parachoniak @brodskadoads]

@ThRealBradJames What was cereal like in the eighties?#generationgap

[brodie parachoniak @brodskadoads]

Long hair is fantastic... But it will forever cripple your ability to eat cereal. Am I right @ThRealBradJames?

[brodie parachoniak @brodskadoads]

@ThRealBradJames As you requested sir! http://t.co/fVFt41WpGK

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

This shit's jumping off in my hood!! Betta no be in fronta my Rover, it's a Wrap!

[Austin Parachoniak @AustyParosis]

You can fix a bad mistake, but a bad hairline.. That shit's irreversable. #receding

[brodie parachoniak @brodskadoads]

Enabling "One click" purchasing on amazon is both the best and worst thing I have ever done. #bittersweet #butmostlysweet

[brodie parachoniak @brodskadoads]

How about those new urinal mats that smell like cinnamon, or if you shit on them, like a gingerbread house with a plumbing problem

[brodie parachoniak @brodskadoads]

@ThRealBradJames http://t.co/2yz8VDTw8u Here is your gentle reminder sir!

[brodie parachoniak @brodskadoads]

When I don't know where to stand, I instantly seek out the nearest trash can, lean on it, and let the smell of garbage calm my senses.

[brodie parachoniak @brodskadoads]

@cmarts117 haha tell me about it... Saw my life flash before my eyes

[Austin Parachoniak @AustyParosis]

Life never hands us lemons, it just squirts the zesty juice in our eyes, steps on a toe, and leaves us to cope with it. #shithappens

[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

The most fashionable piece of clothing in Canada is the Tim Hortons pleated khaki

[Patrick Maga @PatrickMaga]

This weather is making me moist #wetsnow

[Lewis Oman @lewis_oman]

Like I needed more grey hair #GoJetsGo

[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

84% of Canadians think Juno comes after Mayo

[Overly Manly Man @OverlyManlyMann]

I will carry 47 grocery bags or die trying before making two fucking trips.

[brodie parachoniak @brodskadoads]

@pmcdonald042 Congrats buddy! Now you just have to get your "to"s figured out. Haha

[Austin Parachoniak @AustyParosis]

The great thing about blown amps is that.. I have two of them. #notsogreat #horrible #disgusting

[brodie parachoniak @brodskadoads]

My boss is crushing a peanut butter and jalapeño sandwich, claims he coined it as the PB & soft J sandwich. #innovation

[Jenna Koutecky @JKoute]

Got iced sometime last night in an unconscious state.. Wonder who the culprit is @CStorzyRun @Sneelyo