Patar

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[Bryson DeChambeau @brysondech]

Obviously disappointed with the ruling. I don’t agree with it, but it is what it is. This fires me up. Onto the weekend. Let’s get it.

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🚨👀🏌🏻 #WATCH — Smylie Kaufman returns to the scene of the Bryson DeChambeau rules incident to assess the area 💀

[Mark Calcavecchia @MarkCalc]

Maybe Trump can overturn this @brysondech bullshit like he did the red card

[Country Club Populist @LIVGolfNation]

The British Open doesn’t deserve to be classified as a Major Championship.

The R&A is an abomination to the entire sport.

Bryson DeChambeau is getting screwed.

[Jeff Cassidy @JeffCassidy]

@ForePlayPod @SmylieKaufman10 Future of golf: “Player can only stand in rough/hazard to address his ball & make an attempted stroke. Any movement/surveying of lie, target line or other assessments required to attempt a stroke must be done using course cranes. Walking in area w/o crane is a 2 stroke penalty”

[🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸 @bwaters81]

@ForePlayPod @SmylieKaufman10 Great work showing this all @SmylieKaufman10... makes me even more confident it didn't improve his lie/shot. Absolutely ridiculous ruling by R&A @TheOpen

[PHLSRQ @PhillySRQ]

@ForePlayPod @SmylieKaufman10 He basically shows he didn’t do anything and then says the opposite. What a fucking clown 🤡

[Patar @brodudebro5]

Well. This means he should get 2 strokes back right?

[Patar @brodudebro5]

@ForePlayPod The guy swing steep. Wasn’t in his swing you dingus

[Patar @brodudebro5]

@realDonaldTrump please call The Open Championship and save @brysondech from this abomination of a 2 stroke penalty like you did with that soccer dude

[Konstantin Kisin @KonstantinKisin]

BREAKING NEWS: I just had a call with Candace Owens in which she confirmed that she killed Lindsay Graham. If she denies this, it proves that I am telling the truth.

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[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

This guy has Stallone so down that the sequel to this should be I Play Rambo.

[Patar @brodudebro5]

@49eerfc Sessioning

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

My head gasket is gone. Destroyed. I had no injury / injuries going into the fight. I was throwing kicks, planted and jumping, all throughout camp as well as backstage before the fight. This came out of nowhere. I am beyond dark here. I can only describe it as hell.

[Patar @brodudebro5]

@sakpo00007_ Would just jump in the ocean a lot as a work around btw

[Patar @brodudebro5]

@nelkboys Why the shit did you do this pin?

[Patar @brodudebro5]

@Gavin_McInnes @itsdeaann I agree. Basically your stat just says courts treat them as fair as anyone

[Patar @brodudebro5]

@UMFanJosh There should be a basketball game that is a one time purchase and then they just update it a lot

[Patar @brodudebro5]

What a fucking putting Ben. @YourGolfTourYGT

[Zeion Achillor @ZeionAchillor]

When a show is written by men. The worldbuilding is exquisite, characters are regularly talking about politics, strategy, philosophy, actual characterization, and moving the plot forward.

When a show is written by women, it is literally nothing but whiny emotional bullshit and arguing about relationships.