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hottest greens party voter

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My joke in the work gc flopped which means i need to resign before they let me go for being a pathetic unfunny waste of pay

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Booked in for getting drunk and watching the wire tonight...

Life is good...

[CommBank Socceroos @Socceroos]

Jordan Bos appreciation post 🔥

#Socceroos #FIFAWorldCup

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@PopBase 100% of australias world cup budget should be put toward cloning jordan bos and putting him in every position NOW

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"Good save. Ooo, I wouldn't have done that. Ghana are shit in this first half."

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The commentators slandering the teams in the world cup is my favourite bit. Perfectly captures what I, the audience, am thinking at all times

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Nothing worse than having a 100% objectively correct reason to be mad at something and it being morally bad to get upset

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5 lab reports in 25 hours u gonna see my name in PubMed bibliographies when im finished with them. Thats how smoothly im operating

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@ovariancyst4 In saying that i will always opt to cut my own hair

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@ovariancyst4 Its a coin toss cutting ur own hair. I either get every strand absolutely right and can ride that cut for months or i fuck it up so bad im sat down in the barbers the next day

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When i was a kid i thought the highest paying jobs would be shit that mattered like astronaut or fire fighter not 'guy who populates spreadsheets'

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Spending 10 hours drawing potentiometric surface maps to confirm water does indeed flow alongside creeks waow

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The mature, ethical slut

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@ovariancyst4 I would rather the entire week start over than have a midass friday

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Plug only sells shit called 'cerulean hotpot' and 'spark of madness' wth happened to Weed™

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3 days without smoking and im getting swag withdrawals

[Grace Cathedral Park @gracecthdralprk]

🌅 <- New Moral World emoji. Use it to react to something that leaves room for the greatest of all hopes: of free men and women, emancipated from fear and material need, living the good life together in a good society

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Thank god this is considered formal wear in australia

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I have blisters on five of my fucking toes so i guess i just cant wear fucking shoes for the next two weeks

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Day 1: tuna and rice
Day 2: tuna and rice
Day 3: tuna and rice
Day 4: tuna and rice
Day 5: tuna and rice
Day 6: mercury poisoning

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How a person can survive on $50 per week: A THREAD