Brody Umsted

i play piano in a whore house

[Jeremiah Sirles @Jsirles71]

Imagine chirping an FCS team that you barely beat at home. Classic Fluffalos

[Thomas Casale @TheTomCasale]

I wouldn't attend my own wedding on Oct. 12, 2024.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Your once every 4 years reminder that Katie Ledecky is the most dominant athlete alive

[🍎Anapple🍏🎼🏆🇨🇱 @TurboAppleAna]

Notice how they had to use AI, wich means they couldnt find a crab sad about being made into sushi, alas, the crabs want to become rolls

[gail @gailloveswolves]

You turn 25 and suddenly everyone is running half marathons or going to Europe or they already have 4 kids and an ex husband

[🅿️3️⃣➕3️⃣®️ @P3T3RII]

Bet the Bitchass state you live in don’t come in waffle form 🧍‍♂️

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!!

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

i think you have schizophrenia

[Dallas Texas TV @DallasTexasTV]

The perfect TV for Dallas Cowboys fans

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

it came with a full charger set AND headphones? we used to be a proper country

[Steak F @steaakfriend]

“Swear you’ll be competitive if we let you in the college football playoff”

FSU:

[Will P @evolutionof56]

Lou Holtz pullin up to the cookout after watching Ryan Day & The Ohio State Buckeyes score 3 points tonight.

[Keg. @GratefulKeg]

Ryan day hates teachers

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i think you have schizophrenia