kaylee

"In this world you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you"

[kaylee @brofessorkaylee]

There's a guy on the train doing a crossword in permanent marker. What a daredevil. What a man.

[kaylee @brofessorkaylee]

@11kmrn it’s from all the taxes he doesn’t have to pay!!!

[kaylee @brofessorkaylee]

@dmbbrdn I just ruined Lisandro’s night with this news

[kaylee @brofessorkaylee]

@dmbbrdn I LOVED Sooner Corral omg

[kaylee @brofessorkaylee]

@dmbbrdn Update?

[kaylee @brofessorkaylee]

@dmbbrdn I agree but I also unfortunately think I am Survivor and Lisandro is Bravo 😔

[kaylee @brofessorkaylee]

@_kamerrr0n I know you hate her but honestly y’all could be friends!

[kaylee @brofessorkaylee]

@dmbbrdn I live for your Amtrak stories

[kaylee @brofessorkaylee]

@bradendecker I just watched the Reunion we just discuss because Cole was done so DIRTY

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Male artists are absent from the Top 10 of the Billboard Hot 100 for the first time ever.

[SCAM GODDESS @DivaLaci]

If you’re not gonna go to therapy you should at least watch Bob’s Burgers.

[kaylee @brofessorkaylee]

@bradendecker I wish I was surprised 😾

[kaylee @brofessorkaylee]

@bradendecker Just played this for Lisandro and he didn’t get it

[MonsterKing @CerromeRussell]

They don't even sell this shade of white to regular people

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

Businesses famously love to replace their Dell monitors from 2009

[kaylee @brofessorkaylee]

If men didn’t love violence so much WWII wouldn’t have happened and women wouldn’t have entered the workforce and men would still have housewives and I wouldn’t have to sit at a computer and send my silly little emails for 40 hours a week so THANKS FOR THAT.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Midnights, the stories of 13 sleepless nights scattered throughout my life, will be out October 21. Meet me at midnight.

Pre-order now: https://t.co/jjqUNkphuG

[bebo, chicago rat czar 🐀 @BebopOtt]

happy Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident day to all who celebrate

[kaylee @brofessorkaylee]

@kamerrr0n I saw this and thought of you