brogan

confusion is my full time job

[brogan @brogan_johnston]

in honor of northern exposure last night, here's our little practice cover of emmylou by first aid kit 💖 @benjones8024 +hannah

[erin 🍑 @maizie_star]

idk how to boycott ed sheeran more than i already am but i’ll have to find a way

[tom 🎸 @uncreativetom]

I’ll do anything to see a canva free template poster again

[﹒ 𑣲 𓏼 piso #boftwt ⌣ . @_shrimpheaven]

I love this genre of joke what is this called

[Connor Lounsbury @ConnorLounsbury]

There will never be a more iconic entrance. Tim Curry, you will never be forgotten. 💔

[Sister Δημήτηρ 🔆 ⚢ @BPDemeter]

fork found in kitchen. hammer found in toolbox. lawnmower found in shed. etc.

[niamh 🫧 @jareaussy]

babe wake up they’re downplaying water shortages

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

It’s called Lake Ontario

[shane gray for cryn out loud ❤️‍🔥 @camprockqueen]

LMAO this is so funny

[🦅 @ilovewikipedia]

i am pregnant taking 10 Tylenol a day in hopes my son becomes the greatest Magic the Gathering player in the world

[Nick Lindquist @nick_lindquist]

Amazing out of context frame

[brogan @brogan_johnston]

I need to decide a hair color once and for all

[onion person @CantEverDie]

ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted to be unemployed

[brogan @brogan_johnston]

Two 1 million dollar ideas:
Red Bull spiked (10% abv)
And at home chlamydia tests

[brogan @brogan_johnston]

tramua dumping in a home depot parking lot

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Chocolate milk is insanely good. Just had some.

[brogan @brogan_johnston]

bitches be ordering an apples bees steak at 8pm on a tuesday night……………….
it’s me, i’m bitches

[brogan @brogan_johnston]

it’s time for my favorite time of the day : eat popcorn and be sad

[brogan @brogan_johnston]

i think i have furry energy