Murugappan

I write all sorts of things: stories, songs, scripts, and strongly worded tweets to customer care accounts. All views are my own. Obviously.

[Murugappan @brogrammar]

They are certainly not soliciting clients with this pop-up on their website. Which simply happens to include their name, contact number and email id in bold letters lol

[Murugappan @brogrammar]

Wake up babe, new AI tell dropped

XYZ is where ABC goes to die

[Murugappan @brogrammar]

Love circling back

Hate being circled back to

Lot of mixed feelings this week

[Murugappan @brogrammar]

Was Jesus a T shaped carpenter

[Murugappan @brogrammar]

AI is made of stardust and misinformation, just like you and me

[Murugappan @brogrammar]

Companies that advertise pet-friendly office building as an employee benefit have the most unphotogenic pets ever. Change my mind

[Murugappan @brogrammar]

I have a theory. Big Podcast is behind the worldwide return-to-office movement. It makes sense because commuting to work is the only time anyone (who’s not a gym rat) listens to podcasts.

Proof? I have none.

But someone should investigate on the merit of my sound argument.

[“paula” @paularambles]

there’s this guy on tiktok who video calls chatgpt, shows it objects, asks “how much gram,” then weighs them, and if chatgpt is wrong he puts his phone in the fridge where chatgpt is forced to chat with the condiments. roko’s basilisk is definitely making a note of this man.

[Amarpreet Kalkat @amarpreetkalkat]

It is an agent only if it's from the Agentióne region of France.

Otherwise it is just a set of prompts.

[inhuman resources @inhumandept_vp]

Had an exit interview with our Engineering Lead yesterday.

I asked why he’s leaving the company.

He said he got a way better offer from a competitor.

"I see," I said.

I pulled a printed picture of his wife and kids from my briefcase.

"It’d be a shame if something happened to them."

"Are you threatening me?" he asked.

"Of course not," I said. "I just don’t want anything to happen to them."

He finally decided to stay.

That was a bluff. I’d never let anything happen to his family.

Why?

I’m currently sleeping with his wife.

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

Your friend in consulting: Yea I work at one of the four firms, it’s a Hogwarts Houses situation

Your friend in law: Yea I work at JewishName & AngloName. There’s 50,000 identical firms that all pay the same

Your friend in tech: Yea I work at Oouma™, a startup which may exist

[Murugappan @brogrammar]

“No, no, you misunderstand me. I’m not employed by The UN, I am U-N-E-M-P-L-O-Y-E-D.”

[404oops @oops4041555]

This is the default tweet for AIs.

don't ask me how I know. Look at the comments

[Murugappan @brogrammar]

Why people pay money to see tribute bands live I’ll never understand

[Murugappan @brogrammar]

Should I start shitposting on twt again or what

[Murugappan @brogrammar]

@indysofian nothing like a cover letter that starts with:

Sure thing! Here’s a more conversational, energetic cover letter to suit the job description you provided.

[Abdulrahman @Abdulrahmancrxy]

@sama Oh wow The guy who sells chatgpt is saying chatgpt is good

[ℝ𝕒𝕪⸆⸉ @gl0rioussunrise]

forcing your guitarist to pay for the crew's therapy when you have loads of your own money? I stan her but this isn't okay

[Murugappan @brogrammar]

My superpower is talking to someone for 5 minutes and being able to tell whether or not they’ve read how to win friends and influence people