Brononymous Hotline

Talking to a Bro about his protein can be tough. Tweet a Bro you know anonymously through The Brononymous Hotline. #SaveTheBros

[Brononymous Hotline @brohotline]

.@stoffer_ Your hair has great body, but a secret friend is worried your body isn’t getting the right protein. https://t.co/JTjZWgnOUs

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[Brononymous Hotline @brohotline]

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[Brononymous Hotline @brohotline]

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[Brononymous Hotline @brohotline]

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.@J_wal_ Yo Bro. A friend who wants to remain anonymous asked to us to share this video with you. https://t.co/MJWbJI2SAj

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.@Furious56 This video goes out to you Bro. From a friend who wishes to remain anonymous. #SaveTheBros https://t.co/MJWbJI2SAj

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.@Furious56 Bro, your pickup lines need work, and so does your protein. An anonymous friend sent you this. https://t.co/MJWbJI2SAj

[Brononymous Hotline @brohotline]

.@Furious56 Yo Bro. A friend who wants to remain anonymous asked to us to share this video with you. https://t.co/SW8QqqWCau