Brady Campbell

kittens to the left, kittens to the right

[Brady Campbell @brohouzer]

Twitter is crazy because it's like tapping into social media from a completely different dimension where everyone is racist and Twitch streamers are the only celebrities that exist

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When Jeff Probst cries, I cry

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It's a crazy world we live in when a Ukrainian sex bot "likes" a photo of my dead grandma

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Crazy that it's a neck-in-neck battle between Longlegs and Wicked for having the creepiest, most off-putting internet ad campaign of 2024

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Big props to anyone who actually listened to music this year

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I need David Lynch's daily weather report back in my life bad

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Nicolas Cage really is one of the greatest artists of our time

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Right now, I have two options. I can either spend thousands of dollars on dental work so my face stops hurting, OR I can save those thousands of dollars over the coming months so that hopefully I'll have a place to live by the end of the year. Teeth or house? What'll it be?

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Remember when Jim Carrey had a complete mental breakdown for two years straight and everyone was just like "wow so woke" "so smart"

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I still can't wrap my mind around the fact that catch-and-release fishing is legal and socially acceptable. Could you imagine if your buddies were like "let's go shoot at deer with airsoft guns this weekend!" Eat the fuckin thing

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I still don't understand TikTok. Why are there words on the screen that don't match the audio? Why is this person mouthing along to something else as if it's supposed to match the words onscreen? How am I to pay attention to both? How could a loving god be so cruel?

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

"you let your cat sleep in your bed!?" brother i would let my cat shoot a gun if he wanted to

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Currently totally obsessed with David Dastmalchian

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I really don't understand why Twitter thinks I want to watch people die every time I log on here

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Oh you're annoyed that Taylor Swift is shown at every football game now? Imagine how she feels having to watch game after game of this boring ass sport just because she's dating the dude

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Growing up in my generation means you've been subject to COUNTLESS presentations and reports on the book "soul surfer"

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I would like to watch Emma Stone's bold blues on a big-ass theater screen all the live long day.

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Every 5 years you look at the Coachella lineup and it actually fucking rules

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I wish the weather app just said "it will be cold" "it will be chilly" "it will be warm" instead of all these numbers and symbols that I don't understand