𝒫ℯ𝒹𝓇ℴ 🥀

Here for a good time, not a long time.

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

"You're too young to be tired"

Me

[kage @sukikage_]

can’t wait to get past whatever the fucking fuck this fuck ass stage is in my life rn bc genuinely what the fuck.

[¿ @umlarp]

putting in my too weak notice

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

Getting ready to go to work and be fake

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Accepting you’re about to throw up has to be a top 3 most humbling human experience

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

instagram needs to stop sending useless notifications, like idgaf about who shared an instant😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

i’m officially at the age where i understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work

[☔ @Whotfismick]

'You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
Me:

[Victoria @wuraa_olaaa]

Me once a month/ Me everyday

[violet @vi0violet]

you’re probably overworked and underfucked

[𝓝.🕊️ @luvblessingz]

whenever coworkers say "welcome back" after vacation it feels like a slur

[bonnie @fwrosting]

when my mom behaves i reward her with information about my life

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

“so there’s this guy”. 1 week later:

[mika @mikasagrada]

“quando eu fizer 25 anos, vou comprar minha própria casa, meu próprio carro e viver minha própria vida”

eu aos 25 anos:

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

the fact men can do all this and still cheat genuinely scares me