Chilly Billy

I'm a 25 year old dude who just broke his spine and am temporarily paraplegic.

[Chilly Billy @brokebackbill]

This contraption let me stand up the past two days...I forgot what it feels like to be semi-tall

[Chilly Billy @brokebackbill]

How to do an Irish accent. Say these words. 1. Whale 2. Oil 3. Beef 4. Hooked. Now say them fast.

[Chilly Billy @brokebackbill]

My girl Lucy http://t.co/9SmfKqVXjc

[Chilly Billy @brokebackbill]

@milesbricemusik thanks man. I may need a beat or two. I have a lot of freetime to write right now :)

[Chilly Billy @brokebackbill]

They tell me I need an injection to get an erection. Perplexed my this suggestion, but I know Im progressing, in no time Ill have sex again

[Chilly Billy @brokebackbill]

The catheter team here is faster than Jimmy Johns at draining fluid from my Jimmy. Please be careful down there. #penisparanoia

[louie P @yuonglou]

Stay strong!!!💪 make them wonder why your still smiling !!!

[Chilly Billy @brokebackbill]

It's funny how many of my friends complain to me while I'm paralyzed in the hospital. Smile dum dum! Lifes good. #miniprobs #manup #smile

[Chilly Billy @brokebackbill]

Setting a mousetrap up on your alarm clock will prevent you from going back to bed #snooooze

[Chilly Billy @brokebackbill]

I took my first shower in a month. So if a worry of smell was keeping you away you best be visiting a brokeback soon. #sofreshandsoclean

[Chilly Billy @brokebackbill]

@ToreyBorealis and lifting up your shirt to rub your abs lol

[Prof @Profgampo]

Do what you like. You like that shit? Do it.

[Chilly Billy @brokebackbill]

Just found out I will still be able to get boners and ejaculate to create my own little munchkins #penispride

[Chilly Billy @brokebackbill]

dub flat screens in the new room...two games at once. rehab is gonna be cake.

[Chilly Billy @brokebackbill]

Bandages on hairy apendages feel amazing #oppositeday

[Chilly Billy @brokebackbill]

@ToreyBorealis my mind is not blown?

[Chilly Billy @brokebackbill]

Massage and aroma therapy as part of my rehab...I'm cool with that.

[Chilly Billy @brokebackbill]

@milesbricemusik where can I check out your beats?

[Chilly Billy @brokebackbill]

I need to watch Dark Knight Rises again #brokenbackchamp

[Chilly Billy @brokebackbill]

Does anyone know if viagra works on paraplegics? I'm really tryin to get a woody.