Badly Motivated R2 Unit

I’m not Lazy, I’m an R2 Unit With A Bad Motivator.

[Tough Love Leia @ToughLeia]

I've been wondering lately what has inspired Ben to such frequent shirtlessness. Today, I found one of the TWILIGHT books on the dining room table, open to a scene featuring Jacob. Hmm.

[Rey @IAmRey__]

I'm having another argument with Luke. Don't mind the fish nuns back there... it's rave night.

[♔ Kylo Ren ♔ @DisappointedSon]

Looking good, Mother. https://t.co/kh0JOotUXR

[Badly Motivated R2 Unit @Broken_R2]

@phasma_c I hate sparks 💥

[Master Yoda @YodaTheGhost]

.@UncleLukesGhost failed to understand rule one of training Jedi, you did: Piggy Backs are important. Explain Ben's turn to the Dark Side, and Rey's temptation, it does.

[Badly Motivated R2 Unit @Broken_R2]

@YodaTheGhost @UncleLukesGhost Well, I don’t think he forgot with Rey as much as she just couldn’t do this on the sheer cliffs of his island for very long. Or safely.

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but lightsabers pass right through me.

[Badly Motivated R2 Unit @Broken_R2]

Damnit - my Motivator shorted out again. The space-time continuum paradoxes do it every time. https://t.co/gGzTyULe6w

[Luke the force ghost (roleplay account) @UncleLukesGhost]

It just dawned of me, after all these years, that if father hadn't died to save me from Palpatine, the Empire would probably be in charge. And it's unlikely my nephew would have even been born.

[Badly Motivated R2 Unit @Broken_R2]

@IAmRey__ If you, I mean your friend, only likes evil guys, I can’t help. I‘ve no experience in matters of love. But, if you’re definition of a “bad boy” would include a greedy smuggler in debt to an OG blob but who has a heart of gold, I’d ask @ToughLeia, she has some experience in this.

[Badly Motivated R2 Unit @Broken_R2]

@ToughLeia @KyloR3n If I remember, you spent more time trying to prove you weren’t interested in Han than he spent trying to impress you. Now you and your brother on the other hand... 😏