Disastrous Thoughts

Welcome to the Chaos Pit where we hold frogs and upset the general public

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I have an Etsy now so if anyone likes unique jewelry you should check it out
https://t.co/rlYR7eOmWx
You can also check out my art Twitter account @autumnal_art

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I have been cursed by an evil wizard to destroy every printer I touch

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Day six: have not seen the skink until today. Climbed wall and darted into roof upon seeing me. Not making great progress

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Day one: offered skink a mealworm. Skink was spooked and ran away. Will attempt to photograph the skink in the coming days.

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Good afternoon. This account will now serve as the chronicle of my attempts to befriend the front porch skink.

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Musical rage

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Sometimes you just have to have a mental breakdown in the company car while at work because you are way to fucking smart to be working this dead end job and getting constantly treated like an idiot child

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Things that I have found in the bathroom at work:
A cricket the size of my thumb
A screwdriver in the sink
A painting that lays on the floor to hold toilet paper
Car wax next to a bottle of cleaner simply labeled "spray bottle"

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You are legally no longer allowed to call me dumb. I don't make the rules. Sorry (not really)

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I know I have anxiety but I really fucked up today and I'm so scared I'm going to get fired again. I know it's just paranoia from my last job but :|

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I really want a long sleeve shirt that says "I flexed ant the sleeves feel off"

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Do you ever see something so jarring that you just kinda can't think for the rest of the day?

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My father has left me in charge of the big ass fire and I'm not a fan. I didn't start it. I shouldn't have to make sure it doesn't kill everyone

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:/

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What the fuck is wrong with heterosexual people?

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I hate the visual appearance of the nervous system outside of the body

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Reverse penis

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Why are people so horny in the MRI machine

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@cosmic_Iove Very true. I was just out in the garden

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I have found out something terrible about me and I would like to petition for a new me please and thank you

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Sometimes you just have to climb into the ocean and fight a really big fish with your bare hands and the fear of god in your heart