@swoozlet I'm currently reading the fourth book of Tales From the Gas Station. I finished the first three in like a week and a half. They've been super fun. Nothing mind blowing. Easy to read. Funny as hell.
Walking around in a short and flowy dress without underwear: I swear if someone doesn't stare I'll kill myself.
Pay me compliments with drool and double takes. Give me the satisfaction of knowing you're praying for a breeze.
Play your role. I'm playing mine.
I gotta say, i really felt 22 when i was standing in my kitchen, in leggings and an oversized t-shirt, with my greasy hair that i haven't brushed in three, days falling out of a bun, eating stale chips, and i asked my kid brother what day it was and he said Tuesday.
i think asking labor & delivery staff “can you put in an extra stitch for me?” even as a “joke” should be grounds for an immediate divorce, forfeiture of input over custody arrangements, and consent to at least 18 years of alimony + child support, and i’m not joking