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Knackered fighter for justice, in a frayed black cape and itchy wig.

[Broken Barrister @BrokenBarrister]

@EastEnglandAmb aren’t you supposed to have your blues on for rapid and erratic driving? Could have knocked someone over 😳 #eeast #eastenglandambulance

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@BBCNews Can someone please tell Edwards to stop talking.

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Shame the paramedics in @EastEnglandAmb service can’t get the vaccine despite #essex being in a state of emergency #CovidVaccine @MattHancock

[South East Coast Ambulance @SECAmbulance]

Paramedic Matt from Sheppey is just one of our staff being vaccinated against COVID today. We now have more than 1,000 staff who have received their first vaccination or are booked to receive one in the coming days

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Is my maths shit or is @MattHancock’s? 55m adults roughly to vaccinate. Hancock said 1m to be vaccinated a week. Everyone needs two doses to get 90+ efficacy. That’s just over two years (not Easter). We need at least 5m a week & even that will take half a year #CovidVaccine

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@livesinselondon Meanwhile, Essex paramedics ordered into London on Christmas Day to help with state of emergency declared due to backlog of Covid related 999 calls. Still, Trevor proudly enjoyed his Christmas didn’t he, while others spent theirs in Christmas outfits of PPE risking their lives.

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@londonjulie_ @saracleangreen @greenroofsuk @DonnachadhMc @fungi_flowers Your mistake was trying to rationalise with a self-important angry shouty man. Shouters get heard but they also reveal who they really are. Nothing wrong with what you said. He’s just trying to sound intelligent and humiliate you. Walk away. He’ll find someone else to bully.

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If you use direct debit for @PayPal and not a debit or credit card, your bank can’t protect you after 120 days. Do @PayPalUK @AskPayPal even tell users of this loophole? I think not #dontusepaypal #paypal

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Just found the perfect Christmas gift for myself! #wtf2020 #CovidChristmas

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@SarahPinborough related to you by any chance?

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@AskPayPal I would like to know how you can close a case in the seller’s favour without allowing the buyer to provide evidence or a chance to appeal? #paypal

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@Ocado @marksandspencer Yes, I’ve seen that standard response to other customers but it doesn’t answer the question. Why are you reducing your popular lines/products?

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@SadiqKhan Oh Sadiq, get some balls, man, and do something useful for London. You’re a limp piece of celery with nothing to bring to us as Mayor.

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@mrscessex @KirstieMAllsopp You’re absolutely right, otherwise it’s just attention grabbing click-bait.

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@KattyKay_ who the F**k is winning?

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@iSpeedtestOS Not available yet on my phone. I’ve reverted to alcohol.

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If you want to know which MPs voted against #FreeSchoolMeals you can find them here https://t.co/6LcmCdTJxz. We should never vote for any of them again.

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I’m used to dealing with arrogant twats but bloody hell, the #mybrother on #thecube has got to take the #biggestknobbycunt prize of 2020 🥇

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@MerielMyers Great Britain

[Ava-Santina @AvaSantina]

Blimey it’s hot today. Anyone checked in on Prince Andrew?

[Broken Barrister @BrokenBarrister]

@dominiquetaegon you’re brilliant. You say it as it is. It’s not always comfortable to read but it shouldn’t be. Thank you.