rhys

the holy car seat headrest + ( REDACTED ) + king gizzard trilogy | 23

[intercogg. @danghentschel]

#GWBSWHHB

[rhys @brokenbyrds]

Kane Parsons is only 20 movies old.

[rhys @brokenbyrds]

DO NOT REREAD THE HUNGER GAMES AFTER TBOSAS AND SOTR WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE (not even halfway through book one)

[rhys @brokenbyrds]

effie trinket girl... 😭

[rhys @brokenbyrds]

door by caroline polachek except she can't stop opening doors

[rhys @brokenbyrds]

so there's this thing called seasons

[SwallowBug11 @SwallowBug11]

british people be like “our houses are built to retain heat” then you look and it never goes below freezing there so like why tf yall building em like that

[rhys @brokenbyrds]

@salm0nking @leethesad @calesbians once when i was a kid he banged his drum right behind me and i thought i was about to get shot 😭

[rhys @brokenbyrds]

@TateMcRaeCrave @tatemcrae why didn't you name your account Tate McRave?

[rhys @brokenbyrds]

@iambgtea @Klaine8468 not rly a dumbass question when you word it in a dumbass way, respectfully. you said "don't do that, thats deceptive, you can get in trouble with the canadian CB" abt someone saying people going to cons in canada should list their prices in CAD. can you process what you said too?

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

I love when I get on a crowded train and it gradually clears out after a few stops and I see someone who’s also been there the whole time and we look at each other like “guess it’s just us now”and then I transform into an ice dragon and freeze them with my ice breath attack

[Jab 🍉 @jab50yen]

Youtube poop sentence

[Victoire de Montréal @PWHL_Montreal]

On est bouche bée 🤯

We're speechless

[rhys @brokenbyrds]

@smol_jordan this is also literally the first step to becoming vegan or vegetarian or just changing your opinion on anything in general. acknowledging that you think it's superior. you can't just change that quickly And people are barely able to afford getting by on the cheap gross shit rn

[rhys @brokenbyrds]

@smol_jordan sorry oomf but going "meat eater" like its a slur💀if you want people to listen to you and actually change maybe dont go off at how cringe they are. thats why ppl hate yall. Also eating meat aint immoral, its certain types of human farming and i think the distinction is important

[Sofoets @mosuyanagi]

dawg ive been repeating "im going to parallel park" the exact way he says it for like an entire fucking year because of this video

[rhys @brokenbyrds]

Excuse me, have you got a moment? My name is Dr. Sigmund Freud.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

“please don’t rile up the dogs”

me in the bedroom absolutely riling up the dogs

[rhys @brokenbyrds]

the slap of the stick. the scent of a chilly ice rink. The excitement of the crowd. These are the things that piss hockey fans off the most