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First Draft of Email: "Please fuck all the way off."
Email Sent: "I apologize for any confusion."

| #RingTheBell

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I don’t care. I want him back. I WANT HIM BACK.

[Phillies Tailgate @PhilsTailgate]

October 3, 2023. Rhys Hoskins throws out the first pitch at Citizens Bank Park!

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So the Rockettes are selling all kinds of things this year... including this BEAUTIFUL snow globe I want withe very fiber of my being.

But I can't justify $95 on one snowglobe. Ugh.

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I just ordered a cream Harper jersey... for $75. I feel like it's a trap. It's also most likely the butter yellow version lol. Still annoyed the powder blue Schwarber is also on crazy sale... just not my size. Like wtf?

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Wanted to buy another color of a stay-long lip color I wore years ago. Bought it in three different nude shades.

Just discovered I bought THESE SAME 3 COLORS 4 YEARS AGO AND RETURNED THEM. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

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Finally went through my giveaway box. I hit it lucky with all but one shirt being adult sized. Most of it was L/XL which isn't going to help much, but hey, one step closer...

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Am I fighting my credit card company over $0.10? Yes I am. Is it mildly insane? Sure. BUT IT’S MY FUCKING MONEY, ASSHOLES.

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AI customer service menus need to be fired directly into the sun.

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LMFAO @gamestop is charging $10 per box in shipping?! So if I buy 3 boxes it's charging me $30 IN JUST SHIPPING?!?!?! LMFAO FO

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Having a god damn breakdown today. Love this for me. LOVE IT. That will be super helpful with having to drive all over the creation for work.

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Amazon is pisssssssing me off. Their own promotions aren't applying in my cart and I'm about to throw everything out a window.

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I had these little dessert dolls growing up that were scented. A body spray I just got from VS smells EXACTLY like one of them.

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My garbage can is gross and 8 years old. Could I probably deep scrub it? Sure. Will I? No. Apparently I’d rather spend another $50 to replace it than clean it. Super solid financial decision, I know.

This on top of the $600 I just spent to replace my dishwasher that decided to die this weekend.

Clearly, I’m treating money like it grows on trees today. Which it doesn’t, I checked.

Fuck it. What else can I buy?

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Help. I have decision paralysis and don’t know what food to go get myself for dinner. It’s been an hour 😩😩😩😩

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@kacdoesscribble 😂😂

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😂😂😂

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@mark_kremer I got it too. Attempt to get you to sign up for a credit card basically.

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I work for a major hospital. I have employer provided health insurance. Tell me why I still have to pay an obscene amount of money for an ER visit at my own hospital?!

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THE EVIL HAS BEEN DEFEATED!!!!

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God damnit Brewers. You literally have ONE job right now!

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First time in over 15 years of selling on ebay, I discovered I shipped the wrong item. I am so mad at myself.