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First Draft of Email: "Please fuck all the way off."
Email Sent: "I apologize for any confusion."

| #RingTheBell

[broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts]

I don’t care. I want him back. I WANT HIM BACK.

[Phillies Tailgate @PhilsTailgate]

October 3, 2023. Rhys Hoskins throws out the first pitch at Citizens Bank Park!

[broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts]

Sorry but legit feel bad for Casty, especially how they chose to do it.

I said what I said, I’m not sorry for it, argue with a wall if you must.

[broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts]

@zephyrsky 😂😂

[broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts]

Zack Wheeler… I have some questions for you, sir. #PhilliesYearbook

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@AmazingCowMilk @So1182O Lmao I didn’t see that one, I got caught up on the language one and stopped reading

[broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts]

@So1182O I’m assuming he was being a smartass but you never know lol

[SleeperPhillies @SleeperPhillies]

Everyone talking about “It’s June 1st, that means Aj Brown is getting traded”

Real ones know what June truly means

[broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts]

@dhwanisaraiya_ Retail therapy is truly the answer here

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One of my neighbors has a wind chime and they are now my new favorite people.

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

Who would be your pick for the National League Cy Young Award if the regular season ended today?

[broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts]

I guess Trea's wish of swapping with Kyle worked out. Maybe Freaky Friday style.

[broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts]

Oh goody. My Honda might be included in that mass recall list. Awesomeeeeeee.

[broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts]

@neilrushi uggggggggghhhhhhhhhh I don't want to hear him ever utter that they're content ever again

[broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts]

Fork found in the kitchen.

[SleeperPhillies @SleeperPhillies]

The Phillies will be looking for a right-handed hitter at the trade deadline per @BNightengale

[broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts]

Why is JT abused so frequently?

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@jawn_kruk Oh now THAT would have been hilarious!

[broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts]

I will never understand how one airpod dies before the other.

[Phillies Tailgate @PhilsTailgate]

X-rays are negative for Realmuto.

[broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts]

I CAN'T READ THESE ANYMOREEEEEE 😭😭😭

[broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts]

Welp. Guarantee this has them in a scramble over the future of third base...

[Cole Weintraub @WeintraubCole]

Phillies GM Preston Mattingly on Aidan Miller’s status:

“We’re leaning on medical. He’s still just doing his rehab program at this point. Not baseball activities.”

He was reportedly doing light baseball activities. Not any longer.