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My Give-A-S**t (GAS) Meter is Broken! (Mostly) Satirical account, so your outrage is wasted here. Proudly boasting FOLLOWERS but you’ll still see my s**t!

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@willowsky_ 🔥

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@Oliviamom_ 4

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@KayeDavisSFW Yes 🤭

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@BenedictSpence An election will ‘focus the minds’ of the parties and those inclined to vote for them. No Labour leader will call for one if they don’t feel compelled to.

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@talkSPORT @shebahn Why the hate? What am I missing?
She’s not bad at all. I’m not trolling. Neither am I simping, by the way.

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@soup4u_ Jennifer Metcalfe. Has played Mercedes McQueen in British soap opera, Hollyoaks since 2006.

REALLY good actor, as it happens.

I’ll bite, as I know that’s not why this was posted. She’s tall, pretty and has cake for days! Says the ‘Jessica Rabbit’ figure is a ‘family trait’ 🍑

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I used to be a ‘decency and decorum’ guy. That’s just how it was in the U.K. and in the U.S.

But it’s been uneven. The Right can offend, insult and take whatever tone they like, but the Liberals or Left are expected to still be decent.

Thank God for @CharlesMBlow @KyleKulinski

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Blow: The is a news show on a news channel and I have an ethical responsibility to say you are lying.

Lambert: Do not call me a liar on national TV sir! You are a liar!

Blow: You are liar.

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Don’t worry @lewis_goodall
I still like you 🤭🤣

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@KayeDavisSFW Hump Day indeed 🍑😮‍💨

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@HasPause I’m clearly late to the party, what is the genesis of all this dislike? And it seems visceral where Ana is concerned.

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@KatieCooperxo @KayeDavisSFW Yes

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@KayeDavisSFW

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Reminder of the #unitedstates #American Right’s approach to #Muslim

An attack where a Muslim person/people OFFEND= “Islam is the problem”

An attack where a Muslim person/people are the VICTIM= “Islam is the problem”

Makes sense 🤦‍♂️

Coming soon to the #unitedkingdom #UK

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Reminder of the #unitedstates #American Right’s approach to #Muslim

An attack where a Muslim person/people OFFEND= “Islam is the problem”

An attack where a Muslim person/people are the VICTIM= “Islam is the problem”

Makes sense 🤦‍♂️

Coming soon to the #unitedkingdom #UK

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@Raindropsmedia1 Ageist much? 🤣
Her politics might not be to your liking (it’s isn’t to mine) but she’s attractive, age notwithstanding.

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@lalabalablah @BethRigby Who would you vote for?
Asking as if the answer isn’t obvious 😉

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@timecode1260 @BethRigby Where there is a will, there is a way.

By the way, I’m not advocating this, I couldn’t think of anything worse, but (and it’ll sound conspiratorial) to me, there seems to be an excited and compliant media class. People who wouldn’t be affected by a Reform government’s policies.

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A Green surge under @ZackPolanski and in spite of the Media’s ‘best efforts’, spear-headed by the Wrong Wing, enabled by the Centrists and twinned with the Left’s proclivity to eat itself when it matters most.

That might lead to a hung parliament, best case scenario?

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I’ve been saying it privately and now publicly, so no one can accuse us voters, observers and the media and commentator class of being oblivious to what could be going on.

For @lewis_goodall to make this sort of remark should not be taken lightly.

Also worth saying is…

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It’s over

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1. Starmer goes.
2. New leader/PM selected.
3. Mandate of new PM questioned, note @JackElsom Q to Starmer today.
4. New PM calls for Election (unlikely) or Government lose Confidence vote (more likely, not by much)
5. GE.
6. PM Farage.

It seems inevitable.

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