ben hall

yr a shitty swimmer, don't die.

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@meijer another brutal checkpoint experience at grand river 48219 purchasing avocados. being treated like a thief each time a CUSTOMER makes a purchase can't be good for customer acquisition. that security guard is not any sort of representative of any company.

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@meijer horrible experience today on middlebelt. no carts. no greeter. asked for the manager. two employees said there wasn't one available. 3rd employee never came back. older adults requires carts!

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wifey: "we the same person. you never been so same person with a person before."

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@MatickAutoWash the club line isn't working, 20 minute wait on a wash, what's the point of paying to be in the club. then because of staffing car isn't even clean. super disappointing!

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Wifey: "i wasn't fronting, I've never had mail forwarding to front street. I was working with the data set I had. now I have an expanded data set and feel what I feel about gnocchi. go write that in your phone, jerkass." hashtag love

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Wifey said, "Yolo is Carpe Diem for millennials." Shes right.

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@autozone in #hamtramck is routinely maskless, was on hold for 14 minutes after calling 9 times w no answer then the person answering the phone called me an asshole. customer services doesn’t have to be like this.

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wifey: “i been saying i was 5’9” since i was 5’6”.”

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me, jamming the persuasions LOUD. “you like this?” wifey: “so beautiful.” me: “it’s a dylan song.” she loathes dylan. wifey: “stop trying to trap me.” big pause. “HO.”

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crossword clue, “joe jackson song” wifey sings it. me, “how you know that?” her, “some white person in my life.”

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wifey: “i like that house.” me: “i don’t care for those columns” w: “plantation columns.” me: “you think everything columns is plantation columns.” w: “i’m from virginia, they are.”

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wifey: “see that’s what i thought was mushrooms was gonna be like, seeing a flamingo under a street light”

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TV: “the car is on the way, ma’am.” “thank you we’ll wait.” wifey: “as opposed to what? yr car ain’t there.”

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me: “that was my donut you said you don’t want to eat donuts.” wifey: “when the fuck did i say that? that’s fake news. I thought fake news was over but i guess I just live with it now.”

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wifey: “i hate when they use a song that has new york in the title when they go to new york. shits fucking corny. twirling around eating street hot dogs. new york ain’t that cool.”

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wifey on the occasion of our 3rd anniversary, some wine, lstnng to #whenigethome “solange can still get it n you can tell that to yr twitter page” #twitterpage

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@DNC my pal just pointed out that john kerry looks like he’s wearing a john kerry mask, preparing to rob a bank. #pointblankouttakes

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Wifey upon hearing that #fauci sd we MAY have a vaccine by 10.20, “that sound like dollar store meat to me.”

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Wifey said, “I used to love SUNNY D.” I told her about Five Alive, told her it had tangerine juice in it. She asked if it was available on the dark web. I looked it up. Canada, the UK, and Alabama. ALABAMA.

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@realDonaldTrump Why wasn’t the other old guy freaking out then? Easy on the donuts, diabetes isn’t something you should keep playing around with.