@meijer another brutal checkpoint experience at grand river 48219 purchasing avocados. being treated like a thief each time a CUSTOMER makes a purchase can't be good for customer acquisition. that security guard is not any sort of representative of any company.
@meijer horrible experience today on middlebelt. no carts. no greeter. asked for the manager. two employees said there wasn't one available. 3rd employee never came back. older adults requires carts!
@MatickAutoWash the club line isn't working, 20 minute wait on a wash, what's the point of paying to be in the club. then because of staffing car isn't even clean. super disappointing!
Wifey: "i wasn't fronting, I've never had mail forwarding to front street. I was working with the data set I had. now I have an expanded data set and feel what I feel about gnocchi. go write that in your phone, jerkass." hashtag love
@autozone in #hamtramck is routinely maskless, was on hold for 14 minutes after calling 9 times w no answer then the person answering the phone called me an asshole. customer services doesn’t have to be like this.
me, jamming the persuasions LOUD. “you like this?” wifey: “so beautiful.” me: “it’s a dylan song.” she loathes dylan. wifey: “stop trying to trap me.” big pause. “HO.”
wifey: “i like that house.” me: “i don’t care for those columns” w: “plantation columns.” me: “you think everything columns is plantation columns.” w: “i’m from virginia, they are.”
me: “that was my donut you said you don’t want to eat donuts.” wifey: “when the fuck did i say that? that’s fake news. I thought fake news was over but i guess I just live with it now.”
wifey: “i hate when they use a song that has new york in the title when they go to new york. shits fucking corny. twirling around eating street hot dogs. new york ain’t that cool.”
wifey on the occasion of our 3rd anniversary, some wine, lstnng to #whenigethome “solange can still get it n you can tell that to yr twitter page” #twitterpage
Wifey said, “I used to love SUNNY D.” I told her about Five Alive, told her it had tangerine juice in it. She asked if it was available on the dark web. I looked it up. Canada, the UK, and Alabama. ALABAMA.