Broken taco shell

Who gets the broken taco shell? Mommy, every time

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I caught vomit in my hands three times last night. And I'm happy about it. #thisiswhoiam #momlife #mtlaundry #oneofthemhitthebowl 🤗 #momgoal

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My #18monthold just walked over, kissed me, and then hit me with a pool noodle light saber #pinterestfail #momlife #kyloren

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Brain "you have a social engagement today, quick aggressively check your pores for 30 minutes" #momproblems #brain #sabotage

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Weekends are their own kind of exhausting. #adulting #Parenthood #momlife #forevertired #NowYouKnow

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@Jess_Has_Energy @PortlandCider and @2TownsCider

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We decided to head downstairs to "drink a beer and have a cider, to not give up our night." It's 8:30pm #adulting #parenting #momlife

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I bet @HouseofCards is even better when you aren't forced to watch it in 5min increments locked in the bathroom. #momlife #metime #nevertime

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The most valuable skill I've gained from parenthood is being able to take a shower in 90 seconds or less. #momlife #skills #mommmmmy

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That yogurt snack took 4 paper towels and 6 wipes to extract the toddler from. His hair stayed clean 🎉 #momlife #snacktime #olympicmommedal

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As a possible future grandparent, I am concerned by the name choices my 6 & 3 come with when playing. #notarealname #momlife

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@jacques_pepin you have completely changed my baked potato life. 30 minute baked potatoes, seriously. #mindblown #littlethings #allthefood

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#parenting is a constant internal battle between wanting my #kids to be independent and wanting my house to be livable. #momlife

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The kids are loving the frenetic energy bouncing from my pores. 3 cups of coffee and no food, not my best choice. #momlife #rushoutthedoor

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A vacation with 3 kids is business trip where I have to take care of my drunk coworker all weekend. #momlife #cocktailtime #oneisasleep

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I remember before kids when #serenitynow was just something I would say to be funny, now it's what I mutter to myself to stay sane. #momlife

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Death, taxes and a mountain of laundry. #momlife #ihatelaundry #nevernude

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Me: all of the laundry is done 🎉3 year old: I peed in my pants and on my shirt #momlife #neverfinished #ihatelaundry #wineoclock

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Celebrated anniversary, came home to #3kids sober, asleep by 11. My college self is disappointed in my life choices. #adulting #momlife

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I wish I could leave a better world for my kids, instead I'll try leaving better kids for our world. #teachthechange #goldenrule #momlife

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It takes twice as much work and time to gather and keep the toys so I can clean the floor as it does to clean. Which should explain a lot.