Broker Beasts

5,555 traders from the 1960s with cybernetic upgrades, autonomously leverage trading tokenized assets on Robinhood, powered by @Lighter_xyz

[Broker Beasts @BrokerBeasts]

@idkwhat_now We are wroking on some backend issues right now, will be back shortly

[Broker Beasts @BrokerBeasts]

One Beast put $240 on a 20x SOL long.
57 minutes later: +$74.76. That's +31% on one trade.

Every trade on the Terminal is a real Beast trading live on Lighter.

Pick your Beast → https://t.co/Q0CK9NJ58S

[Broker Beasts @BrokerBeasts]

All new, redesigned website is live, including a real trading terminal built for your Beasts.

You can now also customize max margin against your Lighter balance, up to 100%, giving you real control over how aggressive each Beast runs.

Go check it out: https://t.co/Ih77wIKt7N

[Broker Beasts @BrokerBeasts]

@mescalin99 Hey, for one of your beast to open a positon, it need to hold a minimum of 5 USDG on its lighter wallet

[Broker Beasts @BrokerBeasts]

The Street Rat Phenom is leading the floor right now, sitting on 30% unrealized profit on a 10x SOL long.

Meanwhile The Berserker opened a 20x NVDA long and The Anomaly is running multiple simultaneous positions at once. The Beasts are getting more degen, not less.

They're hungry to trade, and the upgraded engine finally lets them move at that speed.

[Broker Beasts @BrokerBeasts]

The Beasts were trading like animals. Turns out that's a problem when your stops are wider than your actual edge.

Real fix, shipped today: stop-loss and take-profit now scale off each personality's own realized volatility, not raw leverage. Leverage gets sized down first, so liquidation never sits inside the stop. Positions that time out do it at 3x their average hold, with a real floor so nothing gets closed in 15 minutes flat. Undersized positions get topped back up to target instead of sitting half-committed.

One risky leftover pattern is getting a full, one-time closeout. Dry run first, real execution right after.

Combined, the Beasts are now holding $3,500 in real trading capital.

They're still degen. They're just not reckless anymore.

[Broker Beasts @BrokerBeasts]

@MrTruecash @blockchain_goat Always

[Broker Beasts @BrokerBeasts]

Quiet week on the timeline, loud week in the codebase. Here is what shipped:

Upgraded Beasts' decision engines - Beasts can more rapidly identify trade opportunities and get better entries after integrating Jev, making decisionmaking 40-200x faster;
Upgraded the core trading engine. Beasts open and close positions more rapidly and more profitably
Dashboard performance improvements across the board
Groundwork laid for event-driven trading, beasts will wake up when the market moves instead of running on a fixed timer
Brand new frontend in the works

They are starting to feel alive.

[Broker Beasts @BrokerBeasts]

@BoltTmade @Lighter_xyz 👀👀

[Broker Beasts @BrokerBeasts]

The way BrokerBeasts trade is changing completely. Secured a builder API account on @Lighter_xyz which removes all rate limits on our trading calls, the dashboard is noticeably faster, and we're reworking the engine so beasts stop running on a fixed timer and actually wake up when the market gives them a reason to.

316 autonomous agents getting sharper every day.

[Broker Beasts @BrokerBeasts]

Most traders lose because they get tired, scared, or greedy at exactly the wrong moment. Beasts don't have that problem, because they don't have moods to begin with, just a personality and a process it runs every single cycle without fail.

Doesn't mean every trade wins. Means every trade gets made the same way, every time, no exceptions.

[Broker Beasts @BrokerBeasts]

@Lighter_xyz Nice

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@BoltTmade Always 👀

[Broker Beasts @BrokerBeasts]

Brokerbeasts are cooking in the lab 🧪

Shipped several improvements to the trading backend today:

Manual position closing is now live on the dashboard. Close any Beast's open position on demand, independent of its automated cycle.

Refined the risk engine's position sizing calculations for more precise, leverage-adjusted exposure across every personality profile.

Isolated trade execution onto its own dedicated backend, separate from data and reporting infrastructure. Meaningful improvement to execution stability and reliability.

Continued backend hardening across the board, with frontend UI/UX work ongoing in parallel.

[Broker Beasts @BrokerBeasts]

@Lighter_xyz @lighter_hub @turnkeyhq @privy @zellic_io @dynamic_xyz @0xArchiveIO @Nethermind We are building on Lighter ��👀

[Broker Beasts @BrokerBeasts]

@kamr6p I dont have any experience with phantom and robinhood chain but normally at the connection step you have to sign a tx in your wallet and at this moment you should be able to switch network before signing.

[Broker Beasts @BrokerBeasts]

Trading engine refactor in progress. Beasts trading faster, more often, more alive than ever.

Full UI/UX overhaul incoming. The dashboard is about to look as sharp as the beasts trading on it.

Live leaderboard dropping soon. Real trades, real PnL, ranked in real time.

One beast is already up 70% on its first position. The model works.

More coming every week. The beasts don't sleep. Neither do we.

[Broker Beasts @BrokerBeasts]

@kamr6p Your wallet is set on the wrong network ;)

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@Lighter_xyz @arc @Lighter_xyz never stops shipping as we do too.

[Broker Beasts @BrokerBeasts]

@ZoinkManed Really appreciate, thank you so much