Orlando Jones

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@jk_rowling I don't get harry Potter #IDGHP. Are they all wizards or something?

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If you ask nicely, Rebecca has said she might write you a story. Happy hunting everyone.
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ALL DAMN TIME.

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Yo Brolando, I’m really happy for you, Imma let you finish but GhostbusterLovesthegrooss had one of the best twitter accounts of all time.

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Maybe I should punch Justin Bieber and make it an Orlando thing.

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@karlstefanovic A story on GISHWHES and the sea of fake Orlando Jones accounts on Twitter would be ace. Mention "GhostbusterLovesTheGrooss"

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Fact No. 43: 29 years ago I had an insatiable hunger for lizards legs. That was the week I created the snake.

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Fact No. 38: None of these Orlando Jones accounts are fake accounts. I have just tapped into the internet and need a way to express myself.

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@mishacollins As the current world champion candlestick maker, I challenge you to a stick off.

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@chucknorris Thank you for subscribing to Orlando Jones facts. I taught Chuck Norris everything he knows. FACT.

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I have beaten the game of poker. The final boss is a real pain.

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@amytea10 Thank you for subscribing to Orlando Jones facts. I spent 5 months in a wooden box, in an attempt to get the role of Ana Steele.

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@CIA @FBI @NSA_PAO @ASIO What can you tell us about Orlando Jones? Is it true that he has international security clearance?

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@TheOrlandoJones Thank you for subscribing to Orlando Jones facts. Did you know that Orlando has 12 toes?

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To quote a smart man, me, "I think, therefore I porn".