Brobanus 1337

Madridista. Anti-Woke Propaganus. Realist.

[Brobanus 1337 @brolicious21]

It never ends, does it? Barça have systematically corrupted football while simultaneously crying like the victim. This club needs to be shut down and recycled for any non-corrupt spare parts remaining.

[LBW @losblancoswrld]

🚨 BREAKING: The judge investigating Barça has identified 2 crimes in Griezmann’s transfer: mismanagement & falsification.

Barça allegedly disguised a €15m payment to Atletico Madrid (to stop their complaint) as a “first-refusal” deal for youth players.

@elmundoes

[Brobanus 1337 @brolicious21]

@JohnHonesty__ But Berneese will still say Pedri had a greater performance against Cape Verde

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@markgoldbridge Thank God Højlund is not in the picture or else he wouldn't stand a chance.

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@MusialaEra You were saying Shittard?

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@BarcaUniversal @Benayadachraf Aka Deco is about to start sending signals and Varça fans will start treating him like a traitor for not leaving just like they did De Jong. The streets never forget only the dogs who roam them do (Varça fans)

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@Pxxdwskiii Did he record a Tiktok dance to commemorate the moment or does he not care about Negreiralona?

[Brobanus 1337 @brolicious21]

@BarcaUniversal @BlazquezFont How is this news? Varça fans being starved by Laporta's loyal dog Deco

[SENYO @Senyyo]

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Ladies and gentlemen, meet FC Rejectelona aka No Pull FC 👏🏾

[Brobanus 1337 @brolicious21]

@FabrizioRomano How many penalties tonight?

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@YashRMFC It's okay Doc, they are just retarded.

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@IkerCasillas @KingsLeague You bring shame to Madridistas globally.

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@IkerCasillas @SEFutbol Are you a Pedrifag Iker?

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@ReshadRahman Cringe

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@NealGardner_ Yet they call him Mr. UCL when he is actively getting poached from Arabia.

[Brobanus 1337 @brolicious21]

@eurofounder 10% of $1b would be 18 times the GDP of the EU and lead to an immediate and unstoppable power vacuum. You know better than to want this.

[Brobanus 1337 @brolicious21]

@433 Couldn't conquer Cape Verde but hey, at least he did an outside the boot pass right

[Brobanus 1337 @brolicious21]

Lol

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

Imagine being Cape Verde today, likely losing and exhusated in the second half, then you see the likes of Lamine Yamal and Nico Williams coming on…

[Brobanus 1337 @brolicious21]

@zedn999 @JosipFCB93 Lick an anus

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@theberneese Let's go home you mean

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@NealGardner_ Catalan*

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@SkySportsNews Obviously