B.Roll.Benny

Bearded Imposter - POG Poet

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I'm now hilariously the vet bro hawking T-shirts on the internet 😂

This is the Starks Motorworks Ghost Edition

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I left my job and I'm doing this for real real and not for play play

It was actually in the works when I made this tweet for months but the timeline has moved up and so I hope you all are ready for a truly wild ride.

The ride: a dude leaves a regular guy job to pursue his dreams. I have the ability financially to make a go at this for about a year and if I fail I have to put stickers on kids at walmart or w/e regular people do for money

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@westislander79 Thanks Andy!

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@acidt0ngue I thought this was America

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@goat_path @bourbon_rox @UnacceptableOne @kaylahaas Plus…PLUS… I don’t wanna

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@N0M4D16 She is my wife and I would commit them for her.

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The felonies I would commit on her behalf would startle you.

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@goat_path Rock that shit dude

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@bourbon_rox @goat_path @UnacceptableOne @kaylahaas

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@MichaelPGamble He likes my cuts

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I always said I could cut my sons hair better than the places my wife was sending him to and a few haircuts ago I got my bluff called and now have to cut my sons hair every time.

Whoops

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@DaudelinRob Why does this guy look like Temu @RonnieAdkins

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@DarlinSincerest @acidt0ngue That’s a freaking wolf

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Then: aren’t you scared about talking trash on the internet

Me: not really

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@acidt0ngue My wife calls it scary dog privilege

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@AugustLemons He actually didn't sound awful here either lmao.

Midterms humbled the fuck out of him

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@AugustLemons Gotta hit em with:

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@jaqui4 @mikenelson586 @AllThingsCivil

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@jaqui4 @AllThingsCivil Article 88, 92, 133, and 134. Next question

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@planefag @bennyjohnson Which part isn’t true?

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@planefag @bennyjohnson I watched it.

Did I say something untrue?