Bill Broms

[chloe @ChloeQueues]

Guy I’ve been seeing told me he budgets $140 a week to date me which is not a bad dowry in my opinion

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

“All I’m saying is you better have a DARN good reason for leaving your starter out there when you’re up 10 runs in the 9th.”

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

I am a

⚪️ Male
⚪️ Female
🔘 Midwesterner

Looking for

⚪️ bug spray
⚪️ Bonfire
🔘 a corn maze pumpkin patch
and no humidity

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The Midwest Taught Me:

1. How to smell a storm
2. Dress in layers
3. Experiencing four seasons in an hour
4. How to drive in the snow
5. Olympic level Cornhole skill
6. To tie something down to the point “it’s not going anywhere”
7. Less than a 16 hour drive? don’t fly

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Heaven on earth? 75 degrees with no humidity in the Midwest in August

[chloe @ChloeQueues]

I think the most specific yet relatable trait all gen z midwesterners share is going to a Great Gateby themed prom

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Allow the Midwest to educate you this evening

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Top 5 Midwest Power Couples

5. Potholes + your vehicle
4. Beer + big storms
3. Butter + sweet corn
2. Driving around + windows down
1. “Ope” + “lemme sneak past ya”

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

WHAT DO WE WANT?

__________________
| shorts & |
| hoodie weather |
|＿＿＿＿＿＿___|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ 　 づ

WHEN DO WE WANT IT?

|￣￣￣￣￣￣|
| NOW |
|＿＿＿＿＿＿|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ 　 づ

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

wake up today and

Get

This

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[Dante Redgrave @DanteRadgroove]

This pandemic filler arc wack af. They starting to repeat plot points.

[Cut4 @Cut4]

Water covers 75% of the earth's surface.

Luis Robert's got the rest.

[Jessie @jessiemaraca]

There is no reason for my online class to be at 8am sharp 😭

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

My body is not a temple it is a storage unit for Culver’s cheese curds

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

Those who flock to beaches, bars, and political rallies, putting their fellow citizens at risk, are not exercising freedom; they are displaying, as one commentator has noted, the weakness of a people who lack both the stoicism to endure the pandemic and the fortitude to defeat it

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Don’t say it

Don’t say it

Don’t say it

Don’t say it

Don’t say it

Don’t say it

Don’t say it

“It’s really not so bad out without the humidity”

[Bill Broms @broms_bill]

@jessiemaraca Perfect. You did great. That's some great perseverance

[Bill Broms @broms_bill]

Woah... I wish I could get severance like that

[igorvolsky @igorvolsky]

1/ I just finished reading @NewYorkStateAG’s 169 page lawsuit against @NRA and I’m shocked beyond belief at the level of corruption, lawlessness, and self-dealing.

What follows is a THREAD that highlights the very worst abuses alleged by @TishJames.

Buckle in.