hazel

with this treasure i summon...

[hazel @bronchisaur]

minks of zou absolute w

[mayka 🍉 @maykamaykaba]

WHAT THE PAX?

Hindi tayo tutol sa pag-unlad, pero kaunlaran para kanino?

#NoToPaxSilica

📷: League of Filipino Students

[hazel @bronchisaur]

sis @bongbongmarcos 'wag mong kalimutan i-address and pax silica sa lunes, ha? kaunting awa sa mga pilipino

#NoToDataCenters #NoToPaxSilica

[໊ @tasm2O12]

first time ko umorder ng hojicha kanina tapos umorder ng matcha bf ko tapos sabi ko "papwet yarn?" tapos sagot nya "de matcha inorder ko para pag di mo nagustuhan yung hojicha pwede tayo magpalit ng order."

😭🩷😭🩷😭🩷😭🩷😭🩷😭😭🩷😭🩷 guys sobrang mahal nya lang ako

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Work beef is so unnecessary like just do your job 😭

[Pari Koy @pads_nosi]

may kasong plunder yung tao, tapos ang drama nyo ay pang-aapi at panggigipit sa inyo!

Nakakasukang majority block ng senado!

[Jai Cabajar @jaicabajar]

If you think about it, collective childhood experience ng millennials, Gen Z, and Gen alpha na may kaso si Jinggoy.

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[🍞 @minguhochi]

kung sino man nag-ayos nito sa daiso tangina naman

[diva.com ꒰ྀི১ ໒꒱ིྀ @taur0o]

real genuine friendship means being inconvenienced by your friends sometimes and thats ok

[maya @jaanamaya]

first in my bloodline to be a misandrist

[H_V_A♡Rhian/RaStro/RhiMich @vstrosh]

People siding with the driver making paawa and crying like a best actor. Syempre it’s his story, sya ang bida. But he admitted stealing Michelle’s sensitive pics, so he had ulterior motive in the first place! Yung asawa pa nya mismo ang nagsumbong kina Rhian at Michelle.

[Jerry B. Grácio @JerryGracio]

Kawawa naman si Bong Revilla. Sana isunod agad si Jinggoy para may kasama siya. At si Chiz. At si Joel. Malungkot kaya ang mag-isa. 🥲

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

my friends are so lucky i can’t do a backflip, i would be so fucking annoyinggg

[hazel @bronchisaur]

1 impatient girl (me) vs. people with no sense of urgency (redacted)

[bort @tacobort]

For Christmas I would like a fucking break

[☆ @mnhyl_]

topics to avoid when speaking w me:
fut*re
l*ve life
academ*cs
dr*ver's l*cense