Jimmy “Bag” Knees

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Dream bag rotation: Yung Lean, Charlie sheen, the entirety of motley crüe, Kanye and Xander Dickson

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One day I’ll be a soft white underbelly interview and I’ll reference this account and reminisce how funny I am

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If #bonix was hitler I’d be a nazi and the broncos would 271k the AFC

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My goal in life is to be a 30 second explanation in the third tier of a YouTube iceberg video

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Posting myself cranking lines on my LinkedIn so employers know I’m chill

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There’s no way sober and sentient people comment things on instagram. I get the whole dead internet theory but these people just say the most braindead shit

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Deleting this app holy #shrink

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@kirawontmiss Pedro Fagcal hate warms my heart ❤️

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Demolishing a bag for Ozzy tonight 🫡

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@D3Burner @avid_mindsetter I have some thoughts about Cranston!

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If you are a white American that talks about the Gaza Strip conflict or the nations involved more than once a week, I will not be accepting your opinion on beer, clothes, cigarettes, or the female body.

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@jimstefanowski If this beer has any relation to bdubs kolsch wild herd $4 house draft then you can call me Michael but most refer to me as Jordan #goat

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@coldcallsniper Grown man asking this question on twitter btw

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@D3Burner Rather have a car that likes puss than a car that loves dih #67

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90 in macro economics and 56 in my other class maybe it might be time to learn a trade

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I have summer class finals today and I’m still racked at 7am. Wish Jimmy Knees some luck #expand #macroeconomics

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One time I threatened my favorite twitter account with suicide if he didn’t follow me back and it worked. #cbtm @limp_biz_skit

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Just sent a Conor McGregor dick pic to the boys (and my wife if you must know) turns out strapping a dumbbell to the johnson hurts a lot and his max weight is 10lbs #doublechamp

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Happy Fourth of July from Jimmy Knees and General Lee

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There’s so many different slurs to call the love island contestants it’s too hard to pick just one