brando

[Gin and Tonic @holzawn]

Guy at chick fil a just said Welcome back

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

thanksgiving dinner with the family

[Corrector CRAN.ᐟ.ᐟ @Volnutt_trigger]

Pre-lobotomy patrick star you mean the world to me

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

ㅤ

[chowder no context @chowderfanacc]

he consumed the forbidden burple nurples

[.｡:+*𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔢᭙ *+:｡ @EAllanHoe]

la rata bajo la lluvia

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

she ate cuntaminated food at the mother buffet and had explosive slayarrhea

[Mnar Adley @MnarMuh]

🚨Update: I now have the identities of the two women who falsely made a bomb threat claim against my brother, and one of them is a cop.

The daughter, who initially made the false bomb threat, is a local police officer in the city of Blaine, MN named Hailey Larson.

The mother is named Jenny Luft Larson.

I don't know what to be more upset about: the false bomb claim that a police officer made by racially profiling my brother and our cousins are hearing them speak Arabic and taking turns to use the bathroom or the fact that the airport police knew she was a police officer and gaslit my family into just going home and refusing to allow my brother to file a counter police report against Hailey Larson.

Airport police refused to give my brother their names and told them to just go home bc "there's nothing to file here" basically covering for her because she's a cop.

I'm pretty sure if someone makes a false bomb threat claim, there are serious legal repercussions.

Haley Larson is a public servant, her job is funded by our taxpayer money and she engaged in racism, racial profiling and treated my family as suspect because they are Muslim and Palestinian- American.

This is classic post 911 islamophobia all over again.

[Sosiska 🏳️‍🌈 @HardcoreSosiska]

in the stripped club.
straight up "jorking it".
and by "it", haha, well.

𝘭𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘳 𝘴𝘢𝘺. 𝘔𝘺 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘴

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Been 3 years since God called Paw Paw home by tasing his balls at the peaceful Capitol rally. We miss him every day 😢 💔

[Johnny LaZebnik @jlazebnik]

justin gets a lot of hate but you know what? it’s hard raising twins while living in a hotel. we need to cut him more slack

[Nick Carver @NickDCarver]

'Nice try, Hopper, but your iconic artwork that deftly embodies the isolation of modern 24 hour society and perhaps encapsulates the 20th century better than any other painting would be SO MUCH BETTER if it was a completely vapid portrayal of Sunday brunch with endless mimosas.'

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Time to pay the fucking rent again

[con @wnbatwink]

is it crack? is that what you smoke? you smoke crack?

[brando @brondhon]

@MelissaDang3 🚨MASSIVE IDIOT ALERT🚨

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

He would know he’s been contributing to it all year

[steven monacelli @stevanzetti]

1. Professor gives routine lecture about opioid crisis

2. Student who is daughter of a politician accuses professor of disparaging Lt Gov Dan Patrick

3. Patrick's chief of staff contacts college administration within hours, professor is suspended

https://t.co/qRzoKMmtXN

[ChelseatheCartoonGal @CartoonGal1]

RIP Cartoon Network studios 😭
Thank you for making our childhoods and a lot of the best cartoons out there. You'll always be in our hearts and you'll never be forgotten! ❤️
#CartoonNetwork