Bronson Jacobs

Husband to three BMs #gotmilk | 2017 Akron, IN Fantasy Football Champ 🏆| Wabash University Alum 09

[Bronson Jacobs @bronsonj_TG]

I’m still waiting for my assigned girlfriend. Was it emailed to us?

[Bronson Jacobs @bronsonj_TG]

#Scumbag starting 5 of the week:
1. Fauci
2. LeMooch James
3. Spain borders
4. Seattle Storm fans
5. Noah Kahan (#treated by @WhiteHouse )

[Gooey Tip @gooey_tip]

Was just given the company card

[Paul FineCock @PaulFineBurner]

I’m not looking at your VSCO to see the Roman Coliseum, let’s see them yams.

[Richard Douglas @richarddougla5]

Sluts turn into travel ball moms that raise fluffy hair douche bag kids

[Bronson Jacobs @bronsonj_TG]

@yerrrrrrp123 Yo congrats on the kid! Boy or girl?!?!?

[Bronson Jacobs @bronsonj_TG]

Where does the #odyssey stand with 300 in terms of spartan movies?

[Bronson Jacobs @bronsonj_TG]

Love is the equivalent to the Trojan Horse. Everyone thinks it’s real but the more you think about it the more you realize how ridiculous of an idea it is.

[Bronson Jacobs @bronsonj_TG]

@nickysmokess Thank you Nick

[Bronson Jacobs @bronsonj_TG]

@rubandtug420 Good point

[Bronson Jacobs @bronsonj_TG]

Bron going to Philly is the equivalent of Jordan going to the Wizards. Initial hype but people know LeBron is not even close to what he was.

[Bronson Jacobs @bronsonj_TG]

@yerrrrrrp123 Not about longevity

[Bronson Jacobs @bronsonj_TG]

@yerrrrrrp123 Seems like he’s just chasing MJ and trying to mooch another chip. Knows he can just tag along for the ride rather than lead someone who’s out of contention. Been the story of brons life since leaving Cleveland the first time.

[Bronson Jacobs @bronsonj_TG]

@yerrrrrrp123 Glorified role player at this point. Can’t wait to hear about the bronny trade soon.

[Bronson Jacobs @bronsonj_TG]

@yerrrrrrp123 W cope

[Bronson Jacobs @bronsonj_TG]

#Scumbag starting 5 of the week:
1. New Jersey Tornadoes
2. Helen from Odyssey
3. Charlie Woods
4. Taco Bell Lettuce
5. Rolled ankle during casual pickup

[Bronson Jacobs @bronsonj_TG]

@yerrrrrrp123 Just the #goats

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Just a list of some of the forgotten hoops heroes

[Bronson Jacobs @bronsonj_TG]

@NedUSAStones Kid? I’m a grown ass man.

[Bronson Jacobs @bronsonj_TG]

@HancockHarBBN I think this is what makes Kirby such a great coach. Knows what his fans want and his players need.