Bronson Wagner

Pessimistic optimist with a side of sarcasm

[Bronson Wagner @bronsonwagner]

@RealJamesWoods And I thought your character in Casino was a cunt… You’ve got him beat by a mile.

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@Bradurs33616382 @TheRickWilson I would say read it, but…

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@RobSchneider @MLB Of all of the stupid characters you have played over the years, who knew that the real you was the dumbest?

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@MrsErikaKirk No, we want it to be the seat of power for an administration not catering to homoerotic yahoos living vicariously. We want it to be occupied by adults who represent all of America. We want it be what it has always been pre-Trump.

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@piersmorgan @ufc @danawhite @realDonaldTrump So you’d also be cool with that monstrosity being constructed outside of Buckingham Palace? Having sweaty fighters changing in and out of their outfits, dripping their ball sweat onto historical artifacts in the building? Devaluing hundreds of years of history for a cheap stunt?

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@JacobBaker613 @EricLDaugh It’s “country’s,” genius.

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@ReiszSandra @krassenstein I’ll play along. So why wouldn’t the pipes have been flushed or cleaned while the pool was drained to eliminate residual algae if they were aware of such a problem?

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@rmnb I’m not saying I hate this man, but him being the coach of Vegas had me rooting for a bitter division rival.

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@RepLuna It was legitimate. You are not. Fuck you.

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@BrilynHollyhand That is the stupidest shit I’ve read all day. Piss off, troll. I hate Trump because he is a self-obsessed, megalomaniacal, authoritarian wannabe, criminal, dementia-ridden, brain-addled piece of shit, and I am tired of watching my country suffer because of him and his sycophants.

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@JesseBWatters Do you mean the war that Rubio told Congress was over? You are a pathetic kiss-ass.

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@WhiteHouse @VP I see two frauds in the photo.

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@NancyMace You and all of the people you keep making excuses for are the swamp, you dumb fuck.

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@SenTuberville @pulte I had a whole rant in my head, but in the interest of brevity… Fuck you.

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@JDVance Suck harder, JD, you’re still in the doghouse. More tongue, less teeth.

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

This video was deleted from Facebook yesterday.

You know what to do ‼️

Trump in 2008: Anyone who invades the Middle East under false pretenses should be impeached.

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@KariLake Still sucking that orange mushroom, eh? One can only assume you've acquired a taste for it. Fuck you, by the way.

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@RickyDoggin He was the President. That’s HIS FBI. What is difficult about this?

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@TulsiGabbardRVQ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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@DemocraticWins Umm… what about her boss?