Scrambled Egg 🍳

She/They~28~Ace
~Northerner 🇬🇧
I'm on Bluesky and you should be too. I mostly just get angry and political here now

[Scrambled Egg 🍳 @brontebumble]

@tubbz_official Do I get credit? I designed this guy 5 years ago! 🤣
https://t.co/jxPqc3RW71

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An @Assassins_UK duck for @NumskullDesigns #createyourowntubbz competition. I didn't know which assassin to pick but felt in the end Ezio was the natural choice.

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@LothianCoaches Must have been around 4pm ish yesterday? He'd just dropped off on Brandfield St near the Staycity I think. I was the van behind him.

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Just wanted to say well done to the @LothianCoaches driver who had to squeeze out onto the Grove St this afternoon. The van parked on double yellows did not make it easy and I didn't envy the manoeuvre at all. Very well done.

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@HalifaxBank just so you know I think there's a technical issue with online banking registration in the app. I couldn't create a memorable word to set it up. Just greyed out and wouldn't let me progress. Got around it by using a browser but just so you know.

[Scrambled Egg 🍳 @brontebumble]

I've been so poorly this week speedrunning some sort of virus and I swear the only thing keeping me going is #TarrantVsThames listening to Radio X in my van every day. Keep pedaling Toby!

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Oh yes I for one thoroughly enjoy being carbon dated by Spotify.

[Jay Motty @JayMotty]

This is better than any speech from a politician we’ve heard recently 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[Scrambled Egg 🍳 @brontebumble]

I am in Sunderland and learned that they did not actually torch the Police Station but actually the Citizens Advice Bureau... You know the thing that's supposed to help people. Apparently all furniture and stuff is donated. It all gone

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Breaking this accounts dormancy again to ask @walkers_crisps what happened to Chocolate Chip Snack a Jacks? I can't get any anywhere!

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I think people need to know about how much money and energy is wasted on heating empty schools during the holidays. Vulnerable people suffer and/or die every winter because they can't afford heating and it's just wasted. And taxpayers pay for it.

[Scrambled Egg 🍳 @brontebumble]

Sycamore gap made me break the twitter silence on this account.

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Imagine being the type of arsehole to do something like that. For no reason. Humans were a mistake

[Twice Brewed Brew Co. @TwiceBrewedCo]

Absolutely gutting morning on Hadrian's Wall. No more Sycamore Gap.

[Scrambled Egg 🍳 @brontebumble]

@willdix25 @FoxTrottts When it was the Wright Stuff, Matthew Wright was really good at being fair and seeing both sides of the story but since Jeremy Vine made it his show they purposely word the debates in such inflammatory ways. They don't want logical debate, they want RAGE and RANTS.

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@HeatherDixon88 WHAT LEVEL OF PETTY IS THIS?!

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When I say I spat out my tea!

[RAF_Luton @RAF_Luton]

BREAKING: A Sickhorsekey Seaking helicopter has been disqualified from round 4 of the World Heli-Conkers Championship after it was caught dunking its conker in the River Tyne (Which is 80.085% vinegar) for 7.175hrs

Photographed from a Canberra

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@willdix25 This is fantastic. BBC just pretending to be impartial over their own drama

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The amount of LITERAL PROPAGANDA going around at the moment is ridiculous. At this rate if we don't get WWIII we're gonna have a civil war. "News reports" with no official sources and deepfakes are going to be the death of us ☠️

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People normally listen to chill podcasts or playlists before bed but my brain is just like "Okay Google play Genesis by Justice" and I sleep all the better for it.

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Hyundai trying to tell us after 56 years that we've been pronouncing it wrong despite them saying it the same way in their older ads is probably not the best way to encourage people to buy your product.