brontë cook

[brontë cook @brontecook1]

me finding out two of the ppl i was seeing recently ended things with me to be with each other

[brontë cook @brontecook1]

did you know if you tweet something it comes true

[brontë cook @brontecook1]

my new years resolution is that I will meet matthew gray gubler

[brontë cook @brontecook1]

It has taken me months to figure out who George Santos reminds me of and I’ve finally done it

[Jenna Amatulli @ohheyjenna]

"Botox keeps you young, fillers keeps you plump... If you have haters, that means you're doing something right girl!" -- George Santos on Cameo

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[brontë cook @brontecook1]

fuck marry kill: the three hottest girls you’ve ever seen

[brontë cook @brontecook1]

@fettyschwapp kind of insane that i had no idea what your room looks like

[brontë cook @brontecook1]

@eliburnsteens slip my number in his pocket

[brontë cook @brontecook1]

I would just like to thank the random guy who, in an attempt to flirt with me at a bar, told me about a restaurant nearby that has a “brontë burger.” sir i will forget your face but I will never forget your sacrifice

[brontë cook @brontecook1]

@annabetweetin oh I could talk for hours about this

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what a world we live in

[brontë cook @brontecook1]

I am not embarrassed about being 22 and buying stuffed animals. I am embarrassed when I drop one in the subway and a man has to say “You um… dropped your toy”

[brontë cook @brontecook1]

WHY do we, as a society, lay our trust in a GROUNDHOG! The obvious choice here is to de-thrown Mr. Groundhog and start discourse with the street rats... they know so much

[brontë cook @brontecook1]

my red flag? my first ever spotify searches (circa 2015)

[brontë cook @brontecook1]

just found out danny devito lives a block away from my work so if my boss ever asks where i am please tell him i’m wandering the neighborhood looking for my prince

[brontë cook @brontecook1]

@sha_kusky You’re Welcome Dear Alex…

[brontë cook @brontecook1]

Every time I do something even slightly productive at work my boss texts me "Thank you Dear B..." This is the emotional nourishment I deserve

[brontë cook @brontecook1]

2022 inspo

[brontë cook @brontecook1]

my new years resolution is that I will meet matthew gray gubler

[brontë cook @brontecook1]

“good 4 u” playing in uber and when it ends driver goes “wow it looks like you know all the lyrics that’s crazy.” am i proud? am i ashamed? i am both

[brontë cook @brontecook1]

this woman on the train drinking a large natty ice at 1pm… I’d do anything for her

[brontë cook @brontecook1]

@fettyschwapp don’t worry i’m on my way