Bronwyn

Bronwyn's back? Alright.

[Bronwyn @bronwynism]

“never give up, progress will come” (with a belch in the middle of “come”)

[Bronwyn Cassley Schulz @alloftheother]

I had so much free food today

[Bronwyn @bronwynism]

"I'm gonna need surgery on my feelings"

[Bronwyn @bronwynism]

"On the list of things I don't want is '365 toe hairs'"

[Bronwyn @bronwynism]

"I thought your finger was your knee for a second."

[Bronwyn @bronwynism]

*while drinking a milkshake* "this is like a workout for your mouth!"

[Bronwyn @bronwynism]

"Maybe I should start wearing cowboy boots more."

[Bronwyn @bronwynism]

"People don't play with hair? People are fools."

[Bronwyn Cassley Schulz @alloftheother]

I become all things to all men so that by some means I might teach some of men how to ski
#outdoored

[Bronwyn Cassley Schulz @alloftheother]

"I'm not saying this slurpee is good. But everytime I take a sip I get closer to God"

[Bronwyn @bronwynism]

"Are you going to tweet about this later?"

[Bronwyn Cassley Schulz @alloftheother]

"Im my nineteen years of life i have accumulated VAST KNOWLEDGE ABOUT PLANTS"

[Bronwyn @bronwynism]

"Could you STOP pretending to be an automatic door?"

[Bronwyn @bronwynism]

"We rejoice with those who rejoice, homeslice."

[Bronwyn @bronwynism]

"Why do I insist on having so many beverages."

[Bronwyn @bronwynism]

"I need to not say funny things and then take a drink."

[Bronwyn @bronwynism]

"I never want my eyes gouged out."

[Bronwyn @bronwynism]

"If you can't handle me at my best you don't deserve me at my...wait a second."

[Bronwyn @bronwynism]

"Once she came into the room and I was staring out the indie quoting Shakespeare to myself."