Howard Schoonover

[Howard Schoonover @bronzeagent]

@AndyJGard @jamiepurga21396 @Kinza1278 because if you flattened a whole sweater out it would be a disc with three holes, one for each arm and one for the neck (or the waist) and the other would be the outer edge. like if you have a straw that becomes a disk with one hole, the other hole is the outer edge

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@jamiepurga21396 @Kinza1278 17. you can count either the waist as a hole or the neck but not both

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@rarestbarbie They believe that all gender differences are socially constructed, and that womanhood is a developmental disorder caused by patriarchal influences. Because of this they view transwomen as fetishizing a disability.

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In the library of bable, in order to find a particular book you need to specify it very precisely. You need to spell it out, letter by letter, each space, each comma, each period.

In order to find a particular book, you need to create a manuscript of the book you want in order to make the request.

So in fact the library of bable is just the human mind. The mind in some sense contains all possible texts, any of them can be found by specifying them exactly.

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@OrokapiKio Men invented gay sex as a way of having sex with other men

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https://t.co/tpF7xJ3CPm

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@Dividing_by_0 that could only happen if the red team won, but red will never win and they know that.

Just like the kid doing wheelies in traffic, if the cars don't break and swerve he will be killed - but he knows they will save him from himself

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@mrpeabody @MasterTimBlais some of this stuff reminds me of the kids that do wheelies in traffic.

you red teamers obviously trust us implicitly, you know we will hit blue, just as the kid knows the old lady will swerve to avoid hitting him.

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@BobGolen why do we sell things at stores and store things in cellars?

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@FireAnt23765 @WatcherontheWeb it won with real stakes too on a popular website recently

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Blue button pushers return the shopping cart

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@0xPBIT Make sure your "fully rational person" is not a 'Straw Vulcan'

here's The Straw Vulcan, a talk by Julia Galef at Skepticon 4 in 2011

https://t.co/CiCHnC2vO4

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@mewdna @Blackshirt95 @MasterTimBlais sure, it's the real existing scenario, not the hypothetical.

Really there are no buttons (at least not yet) and we are all advocating for our positions, by next week Mr. Beast may already have set up the real thing

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@WagnerWarwick @MasterTimBlais i am quite sure that every single blue pusher would actually die IRL. (eventually)

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@MadamSavvy @TheQuartering literally pink sauce lvl food safety practices

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@moonchild23580 Bosom Buddies

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@iamtheeitgirl makes sense, as we know every quarter inch above 2.5 costs $35 million, and since all boys start out with 2.5 inch penises and $1 billion, beasts penis can be no longer than 4 inches or he would not be so wealthy.

[Howard Schoonover @bronzeagent]

A genie offered a man whatever he wished for, but his neighbor would get double.

A beautiful wife? She's beautiful and she loves him - but the neighbor get's two beautiful wives. A billion dollars, easy, tax free - but the neighbor gets 2 billion.

So the man said "Break one of my legs"