𝑨𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑩𝑶𝑶𝑻𝑯

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[𝑨𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑩𝑶𝑶𝑻𝑯 @broodingagent]

𝑭𝑩𝑰 𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑪𝑰𝑨𝑳 𝑨𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑺𝑬𝑬𝑳𝑬𝒀 𝑱𝑶𝑺𝑬𝑷𝑯 𝑩𝑶𝑶𝑻𝑯 !

𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑩𝑳𝑰𝑺𝑯𝑬𝑫 '71

[𝑨𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑩𝑶𝑶𝑻𝑯 @broodingagent]

/ well he flopped :(

[𝑨𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑩𝑶𝑶𝑻𝑯 @broodingagent]

hands up !

[𝑨𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑩𝑶𝑶𝑻𝑯 @broodingagent]

/ need some more bones accounts around here lowkey

[𝑨𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑩𝑶𝑶𝑻𝑯 @broodingagent]

he’s up.

[𝑨𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑩𝑶𝑶𝑻𝑯 @broodingagent]

a groan .

[𝑨𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑩𝑶𝑶𝑻𝑯 @broodingagent]

he’d close the door behind himself , going over to her and getting behind her in bed, arms slowly wrapping around her midsection.

[──── 𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐀 .ᐟ @xbeautyissue]

Laying in bed, seeing him bursting inside. "Mhm.." a nod, she only got more comfortable in the bed.

[𝑨𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑩𝑶𝑶𝑻𝑯 @broodingagent]

cue him bursting in the front door. “somebody call for a cuddle buddy ?”

[──── 𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐀 .ᐟ @xbeautyissue]

Mm. Wouldn't mind.

[𝑨𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑩𝑶𝑶𝑻𝑯 @broodingagent]

does she need a cuddle buddy?

[──── 𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐀 .ᐟ @xbeautyissue]

Bed. She needs to sleep.

[𝑨𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑩𝑶𝑶𝑻𝑯 @broodingagent]

“oh absolutely positive.”

[──── 𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐀 .ᐟ @xbeautyissue]

"You're so sure about that, huh?"

[𝑨𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑩𝑶𝑶𝑻𝑯 @broodingagent]

“trust me, i will be here to bug you for forever.”

[──── 𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐀 .ᐟ @xbeautyissue]

"If you say so," the blonde shrugged a little. Not that she was complaining, but she knew she could be right. Anything can happen at any day.

[𝑨𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑩𝑶𝑶𝑻𝑯 @broodingagent]

“nope, you’re stuck with me.”

[──── 𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐀 .ᐟ @xbeautyissue]

"You never know. It can happen today or tomorrow even. Unexpectedly"

[𝑨𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑩𝑶𝑶𝑻𝑯 @broodingagent]

“you’re stuck with me for a LONG time.”

[──── 𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐀 .ᐟ @xbeautyissue]

Nothing. It's just everyone dies at some point.

[𝑨𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑩𝑶𝑶𝑻𝑯 @broodingagent]

what are you suggesting?

[──── 𝐈𝐒����𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐀 .ᐟ @xbeautyissue]

Until the day happens where you won't be.

[𝑨𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑩𝑶𝑶𝑻𝑯 @broodingagent]

me still alive? that will always be a thing.

[──── 𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐀 .ᐟ @xbeautyissue]

Oh yeah? Well it's good to see you still alive.

[𝑨𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑩𝑶𝑶𝑻𝑯 @broodingagent]

hearing from you again though, that’s nice.

[──── 𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐀 .ᐟ @xbeautyissue]

Oh, well that sucks.

[𝑨𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑩𝑶𝑶𝑻𝑯 @broodingagent]

not much happened.

[──── 𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀 𝐀𝐂���𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐀 .ᐟ @xbeautyissue]

Oh, how so?

[𝑨𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑩𝑶𝑶𝑻𝑯 @broodingagent]

boring.

[──── 𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐀 .ᐟ @xbeautyissue]

So, how was everyone's day?

[𝑨𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑩𝑶𝑶𝑻𝑯 @broodingagent]

/ might have to make a new layout, not feeling this one tbh.

[𝑨𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑩𝑶𝑶𝑻𝑯 @broodingagent]

well he’s been nearby…don’t ask why, all she has to do is send a quick text and he’ll be inside with coffee.

[──── 𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐀 .ᐟ @xbeautyissue]

She's awake, but doesn't want to get out if bed. Though, someone, anyone, can bring her caffeine.

[𝑨𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑩𝑶𝑶𝑻𝑯 @broodingagent]

boredom . silence over the radio waves .