The Babe with the Power

cold takes and other shit I can't say elsewhere. she/her

[The Babe with the Power @broodylicious]

Welcome to my worm home Obi-wan, please have a seat in my spoon.

[The Babe with the Power @broodylicious]

I'm remembering more but I think some of them are actually my grandma and my mom helped her? Discovery toys, one that was giant water ionizers, melaleuca, rainbow vacuums.

[The Babe with the Power @broodylicious]

My mom has joined yet another MLM.

[The Babe with the Power @broodylicious]

I was invited to her launch party via group text with everyone else in her phone. You'd think I would get my own text at least 😂

[The Babe with the Power @broodylicious]

@JalenReeves_10 *arfson

[Ryan Teague Beckwith @ryanbeckwith]

come find me on the new social network called "sitting near me at work" where I will give you one-liners and responses to the news when you are concentrating on a spreadsheet

[The Babe with the Power @broodylicious]

I'm glad I'm not currently working, since I have trouble pronouncing the word "submarine". I've been able to hide my deficiency thus far, it usually doesn't come up.

[The Babe with the Power @broodylicious]

Dammit I said hometown twice.

[The Babe with the Power @broodylicious]

Two of the girls from my hometown that were friends turned bullies from my hometown are labor and delivery nurses and that just seems statistically significant in my class of 75 kids.

[The Babe with the Power @broodylicious]

I rarely want to venture out alone with my little, but the second I don't have a vehicle, I want to go everywhere haha.

[The Babe with the Power @broodylicious]

Don't get pregnant, you'll gain a bunch of weight, they said.
Me: Loses 42 lbs.

[The Babe with the Power @broodylicious]

If ever coffee was needed in a waiting space, it's the black sheep room at the temple.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Does anyone know of a good website where I can get a shirt and then also two emails every day for the rest of my life?

[The Babe with the Power @broodylicious]

Spouse's buddy just asked how big our baby was expected to be at birth. Not sure how to answer that question.

[The Babe with the Power @broodylicious]

God bless the girl scouts.

[eleanor @eleanordotcomm]

women in PHLEGM (Philosophy, History, Languages, English Literature, Geography, Music)

[Danny Pellegrino @DannyPellegrino]

Big budget Amelia Bedelia movie when?

[The Babe with the Power @broodylicious]

Pretty sure I bruised my teeth chewing candy hearts. Lesson LEARNED.

[Madison Malone Kircher @4evrmalone]

why did nobody tell me we were apparently supposed to have spent the year filming short videos clips of everything we did for an end of year Instagram reel!!! all I’ve got are pictures like a geriatric millennial!!!!