Brook Ammons

don't do trouble til trouble troubles you

[Brook Ammons @brook_ammons]

i win. #jujuondatbeat

[Brook Ammons @brook_ammons]

Me: “If Scottie Scheffler wins this week he completes the grand slam”
Mom: “Wow do you think he knows that???”
Me: *bewildered* “Of course he knows that”
Mom: “Well maybe he doesn’t care about that kind of stuff”

🤯 My mom genuinely thinks Scottie is the most humble man alive

[Brook Ammons @brook_ammons]

Who is surge and why does he need protecting?

[Joliet Junior College Athletics @jjcwolves]

2025 NJCAA NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!

[Brook Ammons @brook_ammons]

i would like to congratulate the bears on getting 3 points and not being shut out

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@AdrianDanielAr1 @OldRowSports @OldRowOfficial where’s the dislike button

[Brook Ammons @brook_ammons]

(me to a 9 year old): “yeah a bunch of schools are closing and the students are doing online classes from home” him: “woah so they can get a snack like... whenever they want?? i hope our school gets the coronavirus too”

[Brook Ammons @brook_ammons]

i have invented a new game. go to your nearest college crosswalk and begin to run the pacer. only rule is that you must get to the other side by the time the next honk sounds. for more entertainment, play with your friends. first to get hit, wins!

[Brook Ammons @brook_ammons]

this is why i don’t go to steak and shake

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me when i find out grandpa ross is set to be the new cubs manager

[Louis Tomlinson @Louis_Tomlinson]

It's happening...

[Brook Ammons @brook_ammons]

good morning bears fans, rise and

[Brook Ammons @brook_ammons]

i have come to the conclusion that being a Safety Patrol is the highest level of authority that one can possibly ever achieve

[Brook Ammons @brook_ammons]

super blessed and honored to announce that i have broken my first ever record. took forever for me to achieve, but hard work pays off. want to thank everyone who has pushed me to pursue my goals. the amount of praise i have received is overwhelming 🥰

[Brook Ammons @brook_ammons]

@ChaseNichols33 @chancetherapper V line is lookin sharp, keep it up

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i really just hope that i have a nice morgue person who will take out my dried up contacts after i die

[Brook Ammons @brook_ammons]

@RedRuggs how does it feel

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happy birthday to my homeboy Trout 🤩🤠 @TaylorProut61

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@jackjack671120 that’s my son daniel johnston’s car

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@jackjack671120 @WWSathletics that’s a neck

[Brook Ammons @brook_ammons]

just got asked what my dogs name is.. told the kid that her name was coda and he said “wow that sounds a lot like north korea.” ....???????