Me: “If Scottie Scheffler wins this week he completes the grand slam”
Mom: “Wow do you think he knows that???”
Me: *bewildered* “Of course he knows that”
Mom: “Well maybe he doesn’t care about that kind of stuff”
🤯 My mom genuinely thinks Scottie is the most humble man alive
(me to a 9 year old): “yeah a bunch of schools are closing and the students are doing online classes from home” him: “woah so they can get a snack like... whenever they want?? i hope our school gets the coronavirus too”
i have invented a new game. go to your nearest college crosswalk and begin to run the pacer. only rule is that you must get to the other side by the time the next honk sounds. for more entertainment, play with your friends. first to get hit, wins!
super blessed and honored to announce that i have broken my first ever record. took forever for me to achieve, but hard work pays off. want to thank everyone who has pushed me to pursue my goals. the amount of praise i have received is overwhelming 🥰