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[toxic king @toxicking]

Please take care of yourself, we got a lot of dumb bitches going into nursing

[Depressed Oracle Red Bull F1 Fan Account @FlyoutChase]

this just gives you perspective on how affordable the USA was back in the day.

[aleX🪐 @ALEXAGY0]

Smoking weed is 96% standing up and dropping shit you had in your lap

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I actually love cleaning the house, but with three conditions:

• Start when I want
• Take as long as I need
• I have to be alone in the house

[witch of the wobbly woods (MAGGOT MOMMY) @sadjazzwxtch]

My boobs are big because they’re filled with hatred for the American government

[punchable whack white hipster bitch @hamstorm69]

you laugh and pause for a water break and breathlessly share it with each other and then keep going,

[BIG MAMA @Latto]

I’m so mf fine he never soft in this bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Nana Reckless ♌️ @nanaaareckless]

If your parents or grandparents werent pronouncing hospital as “hospilla” or calling the toilet the “commode” you dont know shit about the south.

[Jennifer Matthews @JennMatthews57]

When a girl says, "5 mins", think about it like there are five minutes left in the 4th quarter and both teams have all their timeouts.

[jezz @JezziiB]

If a fetus is a "person," why isn’t your healthcare plan covering prenatal care, maternity leave, and childcare? You’re not pro-life. You’re pro-control.

[bri ✩ @lavundur]

does anyone remember when headphones used aux cords and you could pull out the jack to just the right position to only hear the background vocals in a song. does this make sense

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

Loyalty & orgasms. That's all she wants and food... don't forget food. And weed...dont forget weed

[Steven Sullivan ❤️‍🔥 @Stevensully99]

You fall behind on laundry one time and suddenly it’s 3 months later and you still haven’t caught up

[lady . @LadyLondon]

ive never been pregnant— still pro choice.

next.

[audrey⸆⸉ is SEEING LIV! 🩷 @audreygreysloan]

“I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke.” - Dr. Meredith Grey #GreysAnatomy

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

I just found out only female cannabis plants make weed. Even men as plants are useless

[DYKE BABY DADDY @SNTLRNTSTNR]

wasn't no sober nigga using words like that

[princessface @mainslayrrr]

i can’t believe i’m someone’s cool weird sexy older sister

[daisy @ihatedai]

I been waking up with the rage of tommie lee in me