this reminds me of when i saw an article that said “women actually smell something different than burnt toast when having a stroke!” but didn’t read the article to find out what the smell is so now when i smell literally anything at random i think i’m having a Lady Stroke
i actually find brat to be a very cleverly written album the way it incorporates metaphors into its songs which are otherwise very literal with niche references. a catchy club song called 360 (every angle) which is about how she’s everywhere and she’s so “julia” (fox) who was
last night i filled a form to sign up for cat adoption. for gender i wrote “any” and for age i wrote “1”
i now realized they were asking for MY gender and age
My first move as the new CEO of Cineplex is to officially ban Tommy Texter, Sammy Scroller, Suki Snapper, Susie Seat Kicker and Sally Soundtrack.
I’m honestly not sure how they’ve been allowed to harass our customers for this long. They are vile, disgusting people.