Brooke Snyder

Wife, mama, teacher. Lover of coffee, shopping, dogs, the Braves, and the Vols 🧡

[Brooke Snyder @brooke18twc]

Ernie: *hands Lainee an ice cream bar*

L: Mom will you open it?

Me: Why didn’t you ask dad to when he handed it to you?

L: Because you’re the big boss.

Ok, I’ll allow it

[Brooke Snyder @brooke18twc]

Me: Im gonna wear my TN sweatshirt today just in case.

E: Just in case what?

Me: Ya know, in case I hit buy on those tickets in my cart 😬

[Meigs County Football @MeigsCountyFB]

TSSAA Class 3A Playoffs

Round Two

7:00

⚫️🐅⚫️

[Brooke Snyder @brooke18twc]

I love saying “we could go to Dollywood tomorrow” just to see my husband give me that glaring side eye 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Brooke Snyder @brooke18twc]

Leighton- “you haven’t been doing a good job packing my lunch so I’ll pack it myself tomorrow”

Also Leighton- “packs a whole roll of Ritz, a bag of stale chips, and a star crunch cookie” 😑

[Brooke Snyder @brooke18twc]

Husband- you pick where we eat dinner tonight

Me- ok, fine. Paula Deans.

Husband-

[Brooke Snyder @brooke18twc]

I don’t care what anyone says. The pumpkins are coming out Friday, and I dare anyone to try and stop me. 👻🎃 #September1

[Brooke Snyder @brooke18twc]

It’s cool out. College game day is on the tv. Chili in the crockpot. Everyone is wearing orange.

⬆️⬆️⬆️ can’t wait. 👏🏻🧡

[Brooke Snyder @brooke18twc]

You know you have a lot of heart burn when your 1YO also likes Tums 🙃 #lemmehaveonebite

[Brooke Snyder @brooke18twc]

Leighton- I want another sister.

Me- Well, sorry

L- I’ll just tell KK to have me one

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @kinsleemelhorn

[Brooke Snyder @brooke18twc]

Is your toddler sweet or does she try to hide your phone in the dish washer?? 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[Brooke Snyder @brooke18twc]

CHILLS

[NCAA Softball @NCAASoftball]

Vols in the house! 😎

#WCWS x @Vol_Softball

[Brooke Snyder @brooke18twc]

Husband- Why are you wearing white cowboy boots while you’re cooking dinner?!

Me- Because I see @taylorswift13 FRIDAY BABYYYYY

💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼

[Brooke Snyder @brooke18twc]

E bought Leighton a bunch of random basketball jerseys for no reason and L replies with “there’s not a Lebron”

E:

[Brooke Snyder @brooke18twc]

Ernie- “Leighton, wanna run to Walmart with me?”

L- “Sure, can we buy a PS5?”

💀🤣 E & L looking at each other

[Brooke Snyder @brooke18twc]

Ernie- “look at this Michael Jordan Bulls jersey I just bought online for Leighton”

Me- “ooooh she could be Miley for Halloween!!!”

E- “how is THAT the first thing you think of???”

🤷🏼‍♀️💃🏼🤣

[Brooke Snyder @brooke18twc]

TSwift update that no one asked for: Should’ve Said No is still a jam 💃🏼

[Brooke Snyder @brooke18twc]

I was already behind in laundry but then we went 2 weeks without a washer and then a whole week of being super busy so this is currently me 😩 If you would like to come help me fold, I would not say no.

[Brooke Snyder @brooke18twc]

Typical conversations with my husband 🤣

[Brooke Snyder @brooke18twc]

“I really think that if me and Ernie was married, we would already be ruling the world” -my 76 year old Mamaw 😅