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[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

If I say “im hungry” we got about 27 minutes until I’m a different person

[ben @benwassertweet]

BREAKING: in a landmark 6-3 decision the Supreme Court has ruled Americans can eat shit and die

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

Read that again👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[toxic king @toxicking]

If we getting drunk tonight lmk now so I can eat a lunchable.

[carson. @playboixcarson]

Jhene had some things to fucking say on None Of Your Concern.

[s h e n n a 💛✨🦋 @shenna_brook]

here’s the thing.. it DOES all work out better than expected, the weight does lift & you become happy again, every bad day or thought becomes good & you start seeing beauty in the little things again 🦋

[Flash @Flashyasf]

i love being solid because i never have to wonder if it was me or you.

[B @brooke3bolin]

Just a casual Friday night bawling my eyes out to euphoria 😂😭

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Dwight, you ignorant slut.

[Mervin @holeliker]

his ass is not reading

[B @brooke3bolin]

Lmao they’d shit themselves

[xoxo💋 @jus4funxo]

i think we should start asking men what exactly they like about the ig pictures they be liking of other girls

[Jack Harlow @jackharlow]

Nothing like a woman in some scrubs😍😍😍😍 thank you for your service

[B @brooke3bolin]

@kloveely_ I’m fucking done 😂

[rockstar @cadefart]

“you’re so sensitive” thanks i was never fully allowed to express my emotions as a child because when i did i would get yelled at or made fun of