Ur never going to talk to me again, that’s ok. I know u promised u would never leave me 5 months ago when I was crying into ur chest, but I also know that sometimes it snows in April or weeds grow in the middle of a rose garden.I understand things happen that aren’t supposed to.
Bro instead of taking your morning shit at work, just do it at home before you leave because when my pregnant ass walks into a bathroom, gags, and walks right out because of how bad it smells, it ruins my day.
So far in my pregnancy, there has not been a time that baby hasn’t been acting a fool when being monitored and it makes me happy cause baby is healthy but also… I fear baby is gonna be constantly kicking me 😆