brooke

i’ll tell carl bismark

[(derogatory) @LezBriHonest]

Charlotte will put a townhome in yo ass if you not paying attention

[angie @teaxtarot]

OCD:

[trapper/rapper @lonthecelebrity]

You can’t dismantle anything when you can’t read a book or the room

[Ada 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @YPZBYDJCMKatyaa]

“we’re all born naked and the rest is drag” might be one of the most important and truest statements ever said actually

[kd 💌 @fromkdwithluv]

you try to have hospitality up north and they kill you

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

🦋

[brooke @brookeIoI]

i don’t wanna break a leg i’m gonna get the part that’s what i’m gonna do

[unknown @exstranger01]

most misogynist guy alive: imagine if the roles were reversed

[don ✨ @ddpain_]

They treat Sol like Meg Griffin 😭😭😭😭

[tomato girl @visceraldream]

i'm going to have a baby and i'm going to vaccinate the fuck out of it and send it to public school

[🕸 @windinthemeadow]

Men are going to take the gender war seriously because one woman did what they do every 3 to 5 business days.

[Chris @citehchris]

they always manage to find a picture of him looking like the food thats been recalled

[trap dad @dude_gang]

white people be like let’s go get drunk at a brewery with all of our small children and let them run around everywhere

[Dylan Kidman @arianapologist]

“lonely enough to let you treat me like this” is an insane lyric

[MILEY @miley]

The feeling of losing my Aunt Dolly is beyond what feels right to share. Our most sacred moments were private and they’ll stay there behind the stage, beneath the glamour & between our hearts.

What I KNOW is Dolly would want me to feel it, write a song about it, and then continue on and be strong. I have an angel by my side. I always have. One of our last conversations was about music and metamorphosis. 🦋

I will always love her and want to make her proud. My heart breaks for the world, her family and friends who will miss her deeply. We’re in this loss together and we will see her in all of the most beautiful things. 💖 @dollyparton

[lesbian satan 🦎 @harleydarlings]

STEVIE NICKS DON’T MAKE UNNECESSARY JOURNEYS DON’T TAKE RISKS ON TREACHEROUS ROADS AND DON’T SWIM IN THE SEA

[Ginger McKenna @___MIZANI]

The comments “don’t judge, bc it could be you” like actually in no world would that be me lmaooo tf

[brooke @brookeIoI]

“make sure u kiss ur knuckles before u punch me in the face” lives were changed

[angel ★ 卌 @hurricanemuse]

No one else could be cool enough to rhyme "Michigan" with "bitch again"