just had the best sandwich for lunc-
“gronk is that true? gripe explain this? grimace is this real? gilligan does this matter? god am I here? gork summarize?”
me: and so yeah that’s pretty much what I’ve been up to lately
Girl at the bar: who’s that guy with the big head, is he your friend?
me: yeah that’s my buddy Megamind
Girl: he’s cute
me: yeah well he‘s also evil 😒