Bill Lee

Curse these metal hands

[rufus jones @rufusjones1]

Michael Fabricant has the air of a man who came ninth in a Donald Trump Lookalike Competition, went to Turkey to surgically alter himself to look more like Donald Trump, re-entered the Donald Trump Lookalike Competition, and came tenth.

[Bill Lee @brooke_fexit]

I must've missed Pepsi Jackie Brown

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Imagine thinking that Brexit would be good for the U.K., that Boris Johnson would be a good Prime Minister *and* that you’re entitled to call other people moronic! (Even if it’s true.)

[Bill Lee @brooke_fexit]

@gorillaz I'm 60 this year, still associate Damon more with Blur, and had years ago given up on any new album knocking me sideways. I absolutely love this.

[Dan White : Disability Campaigner / Author / ♿️ @Danwhite1972]

My name is Dan white

I’m a carer with a hidden disability campaigning to END disability poverty, prejudice & to make inequality a thing of the past.

It’s exhausting, but rewarding, but I need help, I need to be louder

Can you please help me out with a follow and a RT?🤞❤️

[Bill Lee @brooke_fexit]

@SteveTromans Here
Hare
Here

[Bill Lee @brooke_fexit]

@BosettKay So do I - one day I might find one I can get right! 😄

[Bill Lee @brooke_fexit]

Slow cooker casseroles - always turn out like the sort of meal you'd cobble together post-apocalypse, having spent the day prowling rubble-strewn streets hunting liberated household pets.

[Bill Lee @brooke_fexit]

@DuncanWeldon

[Scottish Banter @scottishbants2]

Just taking his fire for a walk 🔥

[Reece Dinsdale @reece_dinsdale]

If people were bullying and abusing my daughter in the way some of you people hound this Meghan lass… I’d be gunning for every last one of you.

[Bill Lee @brooke_fexit]

@thetwittser The Gladstone Arms

[Bill Lee @brooke_fexit]

@RNorthStokePpf @Wat_the_deuce He didn't do the Mona Lisa
That was an Italian geezer.

[gigsandtours @gigsandtours]

Shane Hawkins doing his father proud with this epic cover of @foofighters 'My Hero' at Wembley Stadium last night ❤️

#taylorhawkinstribute #taylorhawkins

[Bill Lee @brooke_fexit]

"Gary, identifying the body of a loved one is a traumatic experience. Your job entails overseeing the procedure with respect and sensitivity.

So no, shouting "Ta-daah" when lifting the sheet is not appropriate".

[Bill Lee @brooke_fexit]

Name the TV series and soar in my estimation.

[Bill Lee @brooke_fexit]

@rahhead01

[sarah murphy @13sarahmurphy]

@IanDunt Such a stupid stupid woman. The sheer arrogance of this nasty, little-minded, low-grade non-entity…
How utterly demeaning that we have her lining up to be our prime minister while France has him. Just deeply, humiliatingly shit.

[Bill Lee @brooke_fexit]

@MartinMillerA2C @mrjamesob

[Bill Lee @brooke_fexit]

First time back in an airport after three years. Weird and wonderful in equal measure. Complimentary grub and booze while waiting for departure. In the words of George Ezra, "I could get used to this"