Brooke 👽

28 y/o hairstylist looks like I have my shit together but I don’t. She/they LG(B)TQ

[Brooke 👽 @Brookeafur]

"HAIR COLOR ISNT NATURAL SO I DONT COLOR MY HAIR"

Well Brenda neither are those chicken nuggets you're eating but that doesn't stop you.

[Brooke 👽 @Brookeafur]

These were almost $100 so if this isn’t how they are supposed to be I’m going to be so disappointed.

[Brooke 👽 @Brookeafur]

@falloutboy I bought these sweatpants at the show last night and I washed them because it looked like there was staining, now the printing on one side of the pants is fading. Is this supposed to happen??

[Brooke 👽 @Brookeafur]

#fob #falloutboy

[Brooke 👽 @Brookeafur]

Kevin just had his first zoomies 🥺

[Brooke 👽 @Brookeafur]

I think the weirdest thing about having a dog is that they lick you as soon as you get out of the shower

[Brooke 👽 @Brookeafur]

Kevin is home 🥰

[Brooke 👽 @Brookeafur]

Uh, anyways. I got a dog. Himbs name is Kevin.

[Brooke 👽 @Brookeafur]

@chenzomauro 👹

[Brooke 👽 @Brookeafur]

Where is the lie? 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Vinny Mauro @chenzomauro]

everyone I’ve met with red and black hair is mentally ill

[Brooke 👽 @Brookeafur]

There might be something wrong with me because I can’t get through a book if it’s too cutesy romance wise 🫣

[Brooke 👽 @Brookeafur]

I applied for medicaid and will hopefully hear back soon before I get my depression meds, and Tuesday I’m applying for food stamps so I can actually live without struggling 🥺

[Brooke 👽 @Brookeafur]

Crying at home on a Sunday night because I should have went to therapy sooner; with my income based options my sessions are actually affordable 😭😭😭

[Brooke 👽 @Brookeafur]

Love that I just told someone I thought my pcos symptoms were clearing up, and I have gone without a period this month again 🙃

[Brooke 👽 @Brookeafur]

I’m trying to hard to get my swiftie friends into some kind of metal 😂

[Brooke 👽 @Brookeafur]

Yo I have been spotting for 3 fuggin days, can my period start already

[Brooke 👽 @Brookeafur]

I get to hear my FAVORITE song live this weekend and I will not shut up about it. I am so excited to see Styx 🥺

[Brooke 👽 @Brookeafur]

When one of your best friends is a swiftie and you’re a metal head:

my tik tok fyp is fucking weird.

[Brooke 👽 @Brookeafur]

Just got deleted by someone who just now found out I’m not religious anymore 😂

[Brooke 👽 @Brookeafur]

My favorite thing as of late is showing my clients the absolute ungodly music I listen to (slaughter to prevail) 😂

[Brooke 👽 @Brookeafur]

I gotta remind myself not to get all gooey because a boy is being nice to me for once 😩