Drunk!Eigen

"I like to have a martini / but only 2 at the most / 3, I'm under the table / 4, I'm under the host" | pfp by @ghostpotion_art

[Drunk!Eigen @eigenisdrunk]

*heavy breathing*

[Drunk!Eigen @eigenisdrunk]

See I told you I’d more happily drunkpost sometimes omg I was right that never happens

[Drunk!Eigen @eigenisdrunk]

The 3d Sonic games’ soundtracks bring me right back to being a teenager and wanting nothing more than to absolutely rippp on electric guitar

[Drunk!Eigen @eigenisdrunk]

WAAAAAOOOOOWWWWWWW

[Drunk!Eigen @eigenisdrunk]

I was stupid… so stupid.

[Drunk!Eigen @eigenisdrunk]

And as much as it fucking motherfucking hurts to fucking FEEL, it beats feeling nothing any fucking day

[Drunk!Eigen @eigenisdrunk]

Anyway one day I’ll take a break from emoposing here and going back to general drunkposting but I can’t guarantee that day will be soon

[Drunk!Eigen @eigenisdrunk]

Unrelated: unfortunately I have begun to scare my friends by the frequency at which I announce that I wish I was dead (I do so once per every time that I wish I was dead)

[Drunk!Eigen @eigenisdrunk]

It fucking hurts but i think the lesson I need to learn is to give up. To just 100% stop hoping and give it all the fuck up. You need empty hands to receive

[Drunk!Eigen @eigenisdrunk]

Also wtf I come home and all four of the beasts that I live with act like they haven’t seen me in months. Maybe I go out too much

[Drunk!Eigen @eigenisdrunk]

Fuuuuuck this is the 2nd time in the last week that I was vaguely flirty with a beautiful autistic stranger at a bar and they were like “that’s very charming, but let me acutely identify and express what you need to do to be happier in your daily life” and they’re painfully right

[Drunk!Eigen @eigenisdrunk]

I met an incredible stranger who read me for filth and long story short I need to start letting myself be vulnerable

[Drunk!Eigen @eigenisdrunk]

I feel like I’m a protagonist of a fantastical Disney Channel Original Movie one quarter of the way in where they wish upon a star that any aspect of their life would improve at all except this is the real world and so everything just keeps getting gradually worse forever instead

[Drunk!Eigen @eigenisdrunk]

I’m so fuckin embarrassed by my own existence why the fuck am I here also happy pride or whatev

[Drunk!Eigen @eigenisdrunk]

I only ever return to this account/platform when * **** ** **** ****** it seems

[Drunk!Eigen @eigenisdrunk]

**** ** * **** **** ******

[Drunk!Eigen @eigenisdrunk]

Though I did just spend like an hour perusing the tweets of my previous drunk self; I love them, they are so much sweeter and more pure; they truly exist no longer and we ought to fade gracefully

[Drunk!Eigen @eigenisdrunk]

So strongly do I desire to never feel again

[Drunk!Eigen @eigenisdrunk]

I’m the bear; don’t rocks; a ancient man

[Drunk!Eigen @eigenisdrunk]

Okay so basically I’m gonna scream into the void about how much shit sucks rn

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

k there’s the screm