Brooke

I only tweet about drag queens and my dogs

[Brooke @brookebrecke]

For clarity I told him how to make it and that if he forgot, the scoop says how many to use on it

[Brooke @brookebrecke]

Me: wondering why my coffee has been making me so wired this week
Cody: has been putting enough grounds for 2 pots into my travel mug

[Brooke @brookebrecke]

My audiobook expired on Libby while I was listening to the last section and I will not know peace until I can find somewhere to finish listening

[Brooke @brookebrecke]

A man complimented my Bonnie tattoo in public and I didn’t respond “thanks, it’s my dead dog” #growth

[Brooke @brookebrecke]

Me, remembering this app exists approximately once a month.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

united states mcflurry machine

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not working for the people

[Brooke @brookebrecke]

You know it’s a good wedding when the night ends with pizza and champagne around the bonfire

[Brooke @brookebrecke]

This karaoke host just announced “my favorite song to get pegged to” after a performance of I’ll Make A Man Out of You from Mulan

[Brooke @brookebrecke]

Genius era unlocked in year 28
Wordle 344 3/6

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[Brooke @brookebrecke]

I think I’m afraid to keep living here.

[Brooke @brookebrecke]

@wabigai

[Brooke @brookebrecke]

Coworkers

[Brooke @brookebrecke]

@wabigai Is this about Luna 👀

[Brooke @brookebrecke]

@yeaaitssurinaa This is beautiful

[Brooke @brookebrecke]

@tia_summer17 He wrote a detailed list of where to park and which route to take around the store

[Brooke @brookebrecke]

If you’re not crying in your hometown Walmart after your father sent you on an impossible grocery run did you really even go home

[Brooke @brookebrecke]

So what’s our move here? Are we all staying on this app or...

[Brooke @brookebrecke]

Inquiring minds need to know: do other peoples brains sparkle when they feel happy or is that my specific brand of mental illness?

[Brooke @brookebrecke]

Thankfully, said CD is Wide Open Spaces by the chicks. The downfall here is that it’s only a 45 minute CD

[Brooke @brookebrecke]

I have a 4 hour drive and the only thing that my car will play is the CD in the CD player I didn’t even know I had